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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3405 on: July 17, 2017, 07:12:34 pm »

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3406 on: July 22, 2017, 11:51:18 pm »

A tavern named The Snacks Of Candy. (Now with sweets!)

A shrine named Nutshell. (Titan hunting in a nutshell)
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« Reply #3407 on: July 23, 2017, 05:31:45 pm »

I have authored the most curious fiction book. I'm not a literary expert, but the subject is pretty clear to me:

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« Reply #3408 on: July 23, 2017, 08:20:52 pm »

I have authored the most curious fiction book. I'm not a literary expert, but the subject is pretty clear to me:
Still a Better Love Story than Twilight. Meanwhile, somebody in that world is now writing 50 Shades of Basalt.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3409 on: July 30, 2017, 01:38:23 am »

Give Me The Mountainhome by the slade draconian Utes Screamsin (The draconian really wants to become the king of dwarves)
The Lovers And Toast by the elf Utes Seducedsoothed (Hmmm, is that an elf living in a draconian settlement or what? Their first names are suspiciously similar)
The Mountain Halls In The Age Of Myth by the draconian Ngokang Liespun (Well, since the world had the amount of beasts set to "Very High", there's always the Age Of Myth here, dummy!)
The Slade Draconians The Easy Way by the draconian Amxu Carnalmenace (Now they're self-aware and writing modding tutorials)
Loss For Everyone by the slade draconian Snamoz Spiderdemon (Draconian went all emo)
Understanding The Scratch Test by the slade draconian Urvad Loverswords (If you have trouble understanding that, a book won't really help)
Against Mating by the elf Imiwa Baldwing (*checking the wiki* Asexuality IS modeled in this game, but I'm not sure if that elf was one)
Dissection: My Only Mistake by the elf Eslome Hoistferns (Oops.)
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3410 on: August 01, 2017, 10:54:37 am »

Against Mating by the elf Imiwa Baldwing (*checking the wiki* Asexuality IS modeled in this game, but I'm not sure if that elf was one)

Wow, an elven grass-eater, color me surprized!

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3411 on: August 02, 2017, 01:50:29 am »

The Creatures: Before and After by the elf Vadane Waxspark (...What did you do to the animals, Vadane?)
The Hidden Meaning of Breathing by the human Mapo Nailpig (You may be overthinking this.)
The Lie: Fact or Fiction? by the magma dweller Rithol Raysdrawl
Against Animal Survival by the elf Ola Shellswring (This book was written on forgotten beast parchment... Should I be concerned?)
Can Diseases Save the World? by the dwarf Stodir Lulledtorches
Evaporation Without Limits by the magma dweller Nelas Fruitclutters
The Elves, My Love by the dwarf Dastot Oartuft (Traitor!)
And They Sang 'Sponges!' by the goblin Abba Loverrespect
Animal Embryos and Other Travesties by the elf Thilu Steamedfrills

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I looks like elves are obsessed with studying reproduction. In my world elves have written Against Mating again, along with many other books on the subject. Elves are weird.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3412 on: August 02, 2017, 02:09:53 am »

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Can Diseases Save the World? by the dwarf Stodir Lulledtorches

"... Ensuring complete. Global. SATURATION!"

Also, I swear, this game's people are obsessed with mating. I remember one world where like a third of the written books were on animal mating habits.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3413 on: August 02, 2017, 03:56:24 am »

Clearly you haven't noticed the sheer volume of medieval treatises on animal husbandry.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3414 on: August 02, 2017, 04:38:51 am »

Clearly you haven't noticed the sheer volume of medieval treatises on animal husbandry.
...Why.

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« Reply #3415 on: August 02, 2017, 03:11:17 pm »

Typical biologists. All animals do are acquire food and reproduce, and what do you think they observe most?
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« Reply #3416 on: August 13, 2017, 11:57:56 pm »

I went to a temple.
The high orange Kadol Uzinhode: Life is, in a word, rainbows.

I think I just walked in on some sort of hippy cult.
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« Reply #3417 on: August 14, 2017, 08:03:28 am »

"Euphoric Circumstances and Ropes" comes right after "Enjoyable Genius" in my bortu repertoire.
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« Reply #3418 on: August 16, 2017, 01:48:57 am »



"He always made a clean getaway"

how do you get pictures like that in dwarf fortress?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3419 on: August 16, 2017, 03:30:43 am »

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