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[NJW2000]

Not sure if I put my companion story on here, but in my largest and most emotionally invested adventurer, I had Anba Beachcombed the Immortal Partner. He was an amazing partner, killing an ettin, a vampire and a bandit leader, but he never visited a beach, and I ended up killing him in the ensuing struggle when I picked a fight with the wrong guy in the catacombs.

[Loam]

The human necromancer Cero Bluntblaze.

[NJW2000]

Female Companion known as someone the "Strapping Dimples". Heh. I can imagine some pervy male village elders thought that one up somewhere.

[Calidovi]

The human necromancer Cero Bluntblaze.

Spending his days stoned and reading ancient tomes of escaping death. Sounds like a nice life.

[Amperzand]

This reminds me of Old Man Henderson and the Necroblunt.

TL;DR, don't smoke the Necronomicon.

[Klisz]

Genlath Stretchseals the Bad Boredom, a lizard monster that rules the goblin civilization known as the Dungeon of Feet.

[Tawa]

Dungeon of Feet.

[insert Quentin Tarantino/BDSM joke]

[ZM5]

Some personal examples:
Crushballs the Fireman
Thethrus Polishedlutes the Uncertain Rage of Beans the dwarf
Thira Snotsswallows the centaur elder shaman
Dong Stokerchews the centaur shaman
Baitslunk the Deceiver of Snails the ass demon - beware it's deadly gas! (Also it was killed by a giant snail)
Mudob Ngogngoospgu the orc (try saying that three times fast; also I don't remember what the translated version was)
The Robustness of Dominating the deity - depicted as a female vrykul dressed in leather and wielding a whip, associated with strength.

Book titles:
Stupid Belza Scornraces (authored by Belza Scornraces)
Fondled Fantasy (authored by gnoll psychic Zuza Wornmelt. The writing is throughly mechanical and contains disturbing content)
Fire and Fire (it concerns fire)
Hellfire and Society (the writing is fairly crisp - that's actually in the game; the game itself made a lame pun)
Search for the Promised Muffins (the writing has a touch of melancholy)
The Human: Single and Loyal (concerns dating advice)
Sticky Was The Summit (the writing is innuendo-tastic)
The Centaur: Vulgar Thoughts (not even gonna bother with this one)
Vomitcraft II: Beyond the Bold Loaves (the writing is thoroughly disgusting)

[Amperzand]

The Elven Hamlet of Illpiekul. Read phonetically, the place is named Ill Pie Cull. I take this to mean that the cannibalistic elves there have taken up culling the sick and using them to make pies.

[ZM5]

The Elven Hamlet of Illpiekul. Read phonetically, the place is named Ill Pie Cull. I take this to mean that the cannibalistic elves there have taken up culling the sick and using them to make pies.

That sounds sick. I mean, most of my adventurers are cannibalistic, omnicidal maniacs who indiscriminately kill people of any age and even those who are sick, but atleast they only eat warriors and don't grind people up into pies.

[Amperzand]

Touche.

[WingSoap]

whiskytempted

[Tawa]

"The Tall Hills".

Not quite mountains.

[Anonymax]

place:
the sanctum of chocolate

person:
slenshi donkeyballs

[Calidovi]

Tosid "Tonguechildren"