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Firnagzen

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #855 on: July 03, 2009, 04:49:03 am »

A region named "The Cheerful Love-Forests." Goddamn elves.


According to the Legends screen, the only interesting thing that happened there: an elf stumbled upon the forest, wandered around for a year, and was promptly ambushed and slain by a pair of Giant Haunted Pants.

God bless my unwillingness to remove any creature I mod in, regardless of my state of mind at the time.

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Giant haunted pants.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #856 on: July 03, 2009, 09:59:17 pm »

Giant haunted pants.

Those things scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #857 on: July 03, 2009, 11:44:41 pm »

A region named "The Cheerful Love-Forests." Goddamn elves.
According to the Legends screen, the only interesting thing that happened there: an elf stumbled upon the forest, wandered around for a year, and was promptly ambushed and slain by a pair of Giant Haunted Pants.
God bless my unwillingness to remove any creature I mod in, regardless of my state of mind at the time.
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Giant haunted pants.
FOLKS, I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!!
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #858 on: July 04, 2009, 11:26:44 am »

A region named "The Cheerful Love-Forests." Goddamn elves.
According to the Legends screen, the only interesting thing that happened there: an elf stumbled upon the forest, wandered around for a year, and was promptly ambushed and slain by a pair of Giant Haunted Pants.
God bless my unwillingness to remove any creature I mod in, regardless of my state of mind at the time.
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Giant haunted pants.
FOLKS, I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!!

I think he means actual giant haunted pants not the name.
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Rowanas

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #859 on: July 04, 2009, 05:01:01 pm »

Rowan the balding animal anus. BEST NAME EVER
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #860 on: July 04, 2009, 07:40:23 pm »

why do i see a connection to your forum name?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #861 on: July 05, 2009, 06:40:31 am »

well, Rowan is always taken and I can remember Rowanas :D
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #862 on: July 07, 2009, 05:04:19 am »

Olga Entryvalley.
A female Wrestler who strangled trolls until one punched her lower body so hard it exploded.
Entryvalley.
ENTRYVALLEY.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #863 on: July 07, 2009, 10:54:47 am »

Now we know exactly where the troll punched her that hard.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #864 on: July 07, 2009, 12:40:07 pm »

Now we know exactly where the troll punched her that hard.

Explosive Orgasms?

... If I had drawing skills I could draw that and put it in that thread where people put the drawings they drew of their Adventures.

Also: The sole reason I made her was to avenge the death of my Maceman (Turgz Tinknight) by finding that damn Cyclops and gouging out its eye.
Then strangling it... but all I find are Trolls, Trolls and Trolls, some got strangled until they bled to death (That's the main death of every Shopkeeper I find actually... I break all their limbs, gouge out their eyes then strangle them until they bleed to death ._.)
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #865 on: July 10, 2009, 02:20:21 pm »

Just met a dwarf in a Legendary lands game that was named "Mosus blamelessdagger"
Funny thing is that he spend most of his time in worldgen killing creatures.

Who, me? What did I do?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #866 on: July 10, 2009, 02:22:46 pm »

Mosus Trialdodger, morelike
EDIT: Fixed for spelling mistake
« Last Edit: July 13, 2009, 10:41:41 am by Tradanbattlan »
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Meanmelter

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #867 on: July 13, 2009, 08:45:08 am »

i had a miner named Lor bedwhore



to bad he died of a cave-in,he would have made a great husband XD
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #868 on: July 13, 2009, 07:36:20 pm »

Got an elf named Gica Greatrain the Tulip of War
Also one named Queca Secretlions, which i first read as Queca Secretions

a food store called The Berries of Amazement. These berries are amazing!
a weapon store named The Crusher of Twinkles
a clothing store named The Butter of Gripping
« Last Edit: July 13, 2009, 07:43:43 pm by Neoskel »
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Urist Mcsurvivalist has been accosted by edible vermin lately.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #869 on: July 13, 2009, 07:54:47 pm »

a weapon store named The Crusher of Twinkles
Read that as
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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