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[cdru]

My adventurer is titled "Lin Sticktrance the Tufted Yell"

[Klisz]

[ZM5]

Wow, only thing that would make that name more appropriate is if it was situated in an evil biome.

[Wimopy]

It even has a spice of irony with the Tombstone - god of consolation matchup.

Also, yeah, people who live 'in Tombstone' generally don't venture far from home.

[Bumber]

It even has a spice of irony with the Tombstone - god of consolation matchup.

Also, yeah, people who live 'in Tombstone' generally don't venture far from home.

The town too tough to die stay dead? Definitely should have been an evil biome.

[DG]

Their industry is based mainly on tourism.

And some mighty fine punning from the dwarves:

[Eric Blank]

A male giant anaconda named Pregnantlegend, living in a lair called Cherishedhells.

[AgentNos]

A lovely little book titled "Dying for the beginning practitioner", a 21 page essay...
Ah, yes, I was hoping they'd have this book in store, I've wanted to have a go at dying, but all the other books are for dwarves who are much more practised at the art!

It does contain the secrets of life and death, so it's probably a "My First Necromancy" sort of thing.

[Stovepipe Arnold]

One of the dwarven civilizations in my world is called "The Syrup of Breeds"

 

 

[Dunamisdeos]

One of the dwarven civilizations in my world is called "The Syrup of Breeds"

 

 

(•_•) Sounds like they're in a....
( •_•)>⌐■-■ ... sticky situation.
(⌐■_■)

[Remuluson]

O____O

[Calidovi]

^Hot

[TheFlame52]

BDSM succubus

[Calidovi]

BDSM succubus

Aren't they all?

[Tawa]

Book titles:

Pregnancy After The End (I... don't want to know.)
The People Without Limits (Raising the dead? Sure. But necromancers' real talents are in the field of political science.)
It Is The Hamlet (Shakespeare's original title, you see.)
Long Dwarf (Doesn't that... kind of defeat the point?)
Start Your Day With Death (Perfect guide for suicidal maniacs)
The Human: The Definitive Guide, by Dag Bowlbraid, and its sequel, Can The Human: The Definitive Guide Save The World, which is, presumably, about Dag's attempts to take over the world with his biography.
More Master (I... didn't think necromancers were into that...)
The Book Comes Full Circle, a review of Pregnancy After The End. (Full circle indeed...)
After the Dwarf, written by the Dwarf Necromancer Tobul Fencedsneaks (Well, someone's sounding nihilistic today...)
Never Underestimate Doom (And then Urist was a zombie.)
Sleep: Principles and Practice (He wrote a 36-page book... about sleeping. That is a gigantic waste of time.)
The Stormy Dwarf, a 349-page (:O) biography about the first necromancer.
My Friend Tobul Fencesneaks, an autobiography about Tobul Fencesneaks. (Multiple Personality Disorder, anyone?)
The Tower: Further Musings, a sequel to The Tower: Problems and Solutions, both of which are about the same tower, but were written by different people.