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[Zebulon]

This was just... PERFECT enough I had to register to share it.

Randomly generating names for my new group name, and I got The Certain Tomb. Since that makes more sense as a fortress name, I'm about to embark at Osrakust, which is indeed on a Terrifying biome with a bottomless pit, HFS, and some other nasties.

[Vlynndar]

A good opportunity to register indeed.

[ousire]

This was just... PERFECT enough I had to register to share it.

Randomly generating names for my new group name, and I got The Certain Tomb. Since that makes more sense as a fortress name, I'm about to embark at Osrakust, which is indeed on a Terrifying biome with a bottomless pit, HFS, and some other nasties.

ohhh man you are gonna have some Fun on that map 

[Rashilul]

Urist was a no-tag peasant rock hauler until he killed some batmen by himself.

[Yanlin]

Urist Uselesspants? The only way it could be funnier is if it was Urist Uselessthongs.

[cerapa]

It used to describe Urist. Now it describes clothing in general.

[Corona688]

There was a river named 'The Lobster of Stench'.  Never fishing there.

I've had fortresses called 'Ectowhipped', 'Snakeanvil', 'Bearslings', and 'Hairytongs'.

And I always somehow end up with at least a few squad names like 'The Momentous Busts'.

[Untelligent]

A region named "The Cheerful Love-Forests." Goddamn elves.


According to the Legends screen, the only interesting thing that happened there: an elf stumbled upon the forest, wandered around for a year, and was promptly ambushed and slain by a pair of Giant Haunted Pants.

God bless my unwillingness to remove any creature I mod in, regardless of my state of mind at the time.

[ousire]

...names like 'The Momentous Busts'.

WMD: Weapons of Mass Distraction 

[theRH]

had and an adventurer names tin cupspoon , thats really the only funny names I have gotten

[kenken244]

I just noticed that the area where I trained my adventurer is called the "Plains of Grinding".

[Phazer]

I just noticed that the area where I trained my adventurer is called the "Plains of Grinding".

that reminds me of some games...

[Vlynndar]

I just noticed that the area where I trained my adventurer is called the "Plains of Grinding".

How appropriate.

[aklyatne]

I had an adventurer yesterday named "Tun Floorcleaner."  He was a speardwarf that I was using to explore an old fortress in which I had 400+ adamantine items.  But...

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I had locked up the many Spirits of Fire in my giant strip mine in the lowest Z-level.  They had killed four miners and a few haulers, so I just walled off the last chunk of my giant spiraling ramp.  Naturally, after I abandoned the fortress, the SoF's - all 15+ - magically warped through rocks and walls and made it to the surface.  Floorcleaner ended up killing four with his fireball catchers dirty treehugging elves friends before making it to the dining hall.  There were six of them in there.  He did actually end up cleaning the floor though; it was mostly bauxite, but it was covered in ash by the SoF's.  He, true to his name, covered up the ash and made the floor a nice shade of red again.  It took seven more adventurers to get all of the adamantine items out of there...

[Ancient Thingy]

One of my more 'epic' adventurers was an Eternal (modded-in) guy who was named Masa Roughwinds the Armored Hail of Assault. Quite fitting considering he was an Axeguy with cheated adamantine everything.
The one right after he died (to a lucky bite-in-the-crotch from a carp) was called Erush Griffinstandard the Constructive Socket of Romances.