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[Eric Blank]

The RNG is always dirty. There's also the factor of specific cases looking for words from specific symbol definitions, which may be word groups that are nothing but verbal filth. Megabeasts like minotaurs have a good chance of being called dung, for instance.
I did find some lovely symmetric bottoms recently. Being human is a perverted business.

[Uzu Bash]

Maybe it's not the RNG, but your perception that's perverted. Is a name like 'Touchedroots' really that smutty?

[ZM5]

The RNG is always dirty. There's also the factor of specific cases looking for words from specific symbol definitions, which may be word groups that are nothing but verbal filth. Megabeasts like minotaurs have a good chance of being called dung, for instance.

Huh, I thought symbols were only used for civs. The more you know.

I did find some lovely symmetric bottoms recently. Being human is a perverted business.

I do appreciate some symmetric bottoms as well. Though TBH I've yet to see any asymmetrical ones.

Maybe it's not the RNG, but your perception that's perverted. Is a name like 'Touchedroots' really that smutty?

I don't think it's just my perception when the RNG generates a lust goddess with the name Daslut, or a human female lasher whose last name in the human language is Analho (not making this up).

Anyway, my latest world has a dragon named Ertal Parchedflames the Hot Fire. Talk about redundant...

[Uzu Bash]

I do appreciate some symmetric bottoms as well. Though TBH I've yet to see any asymmetrical ones.

I haven't either, but I may not have studied them all closely enough. You can never be too certain. Kind of like breasts, women always say that they're slightly asymmetrical, but you have to give them an exhaustive examination before you can notice any difference. And even if you can't, that's no reason to stop examining.

[Sharpoint]

Latest character was Lecit Hipgames. Although she now is missing a leg. So maybe less manoeuvrable in the hip region?

[Eric Blank]

Someone's been playing games with her hip. And broke it.

Partial correction on creature names: creatures have spheres, not symbols, associated with them. The spheres determine words that will end up in names, such as dragons possessing "fire" and "wealth" which gives you names like Arkus Gildeddiamonds the Wealth of Ashes.

[Sharpoint]

Netrecreations the Squirting Decision

[Bumber]

Inashitnet (Organ Uncertain). You're in a shit net now, Urist.

Manually assigned this one, but it's possible to get.

[ZM5]

A Symphony of Nettle and Donkeys (it concerns the necromancer Isun Rhythmicpanther)
Clodrelease: Funerals and Gory Solutions (the writing is clear evidence of a compassionate being and contains practical advice on dealing with nobles)
Pregnancycraft III: Reign of Bandit (it concerns the necromancer Anon Archeyes)
The Definitive Magma (the writing shows a hint of tenderness)
The Girls of Stagshil Summitboarded (the writing is depressing and most of the pages are stuck together)
Lord of the Pants: Twin Groove (the writing is very compassionate and contains detailed instructions on various dance moves)
Stinthad Shipgleam and Other Travesties (authored by Stinthad Shipgleam)
This may not be that funny, but I though it kinda cool that one world gen'd 2 books with the matching titles of 101 Ways to Improve Your Vice and 101 Ways To Improve Your Virtue.
Now I have this mental image of necromancers being punks belonging either to the Straight Edge or the Bent Edge subculture.

Non-books:
The Fellowship of Stroking (criminal organization)
Vulgarholes (cave)
Killhells (cave)
Menhair (town)
Barship (fortress, maybe not THAT funny but I feel it's really appropriate)
Deadhag the Lustful Stench (gluttony megabeast)

[NJW2000]

What book name mod you using? Sounds alright... or is this an easy thing you can change yourself?

[Paaaad]

I don't think all of those are real- one of them is on dancing for example.

[NJW2000]

Could be a Mod, though... would like to know...

[ZM5]

Yeah I modded the titles in. The raws in the text folder (book_art and book_instruction) have the titles - easy enough to add in your own.
Can't mod in new book descriptions, though, the ones I posted like the one about dancing or the pages being stuck together are just for fun.

[Adragis]

An artifact set of chain leggings called 'Bottomclasped'.
Fairly accurate tbh.

[skyte100]

A book called called "Start Your Day With Thep Ponderedmined". The writing has a hint of viciousness to it.

Right next to it. "The Human and the Fondled Bear". The writing is depressing.