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zchris13

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #780 on: April 21, 2009, 02:08:11 pm »

What about "The nutsack of anuses"?
That's just profane.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #781 on: April 21, 2009, 02:38:21 pm »

Genned a new world, looking through wars and such for anything interesting.  In a generally uninteresting war I come across a duel between an apparently godlike Argonian and an Elf.

The argonian's name was Itvid Nestpaddle the Prince of Amazing.  Killed 12 elves and wounded a raiding Red Dragon.  Was actually pretty close to royalty too, being the only daughter (yes daughter) of one of the merchant nobility.  She was a shopkeeper in a captured elven retreat before she got killed in an elven attack that took the retreat back, at the ripe old age of 80.

I'm gonna go around calling myself the Prince of Amazing now.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #782 on: April 21, 2009, 02:39:59 pm »

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #783 on: April 21, 2009, 07:32:35 pm »

The prince of amazing is fairly hard to top.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #784 on: April 22, 2009, 08:09:04 am »

The Dunes of Rape
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #785 on: April 22, 2009, 12:08:19 pm »

The prince of amazing is fairly hard to top.

The prince of Belle Air.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #786 on: April 23, 2009, 01:22:37 am »

A human civ is called: Arrogant Freckles
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #787 on: April 23, 2009, 07:03:35 pm »

A human civ is called: Arrogant Freckles
I do believe this wins.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #788 on: April 23, 2009, 09:32:22 pm »

I'm gonna go around calling myself the Prince of Amazing now.
Only if you're a girl.  If you're a guy, you have to call yourself the Princess of Amazing for it to work.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #789 on: April 26, 2009, 08:25:28 pm »

My local kobold civilization is called 'Grodobojeeldis'.

I wonder what that means...

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #790 on: April 26, 2009, 09:06:08 pm »

It means he fired first.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #791 on: April 27, 2009, 02:13:12 am »

All the titanic supermutants in this world of mine have names related to scholarly attributes, I have no idea why.

Examples: Idur Lessonteaches The Scholarly Poet, Nithim Timesmonks the time of visionaries, Nela Brainteches the watchfulness of autumn and where would we be without Olnen Insightmonks the prophet of permanencies.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #792 on: April 28, 2009, 07:16:37 pm »

Just generated a "smaller" world, and damn near all of its major regions have noteworthy names.

- The Hill of Dissolving
- The Towers of Terror
- The Adorable Gulf
- The Forests of Adventuring
- The Forest of Boiling

And my favorite, The Forests of Gurgling


Also, the only megabeast is a zombie dragon named Firejade, which was a cool name, so I decided to make an adventurer (Adre Muffinrelic, a funnyish name) to add Firejade to someone's kill list. I walk five steps and get eaten by a pack of flaming manta rays. Damn mod.

Trying again (Atu Grizzlychewed), same results as before.

Alright, now I'l playing as a goddamn Batman (Imola Touchedcacti). This time around, I fly out of reach before the mantas can eat me. Success! . . . only I get ambushed by some kind of alligator, punch it in the snout, and die. Alligator's newfound monicker isn't interesting enough to mention here, nor were either of the two flying fish.


Tired of losing, I just create an adventurer (Urir Virginshowered) that starts in the damn town I was trying to get to. In the town, I find:

-A temple engraving of two fairies entitled "The Breakfast of Delights"
-Another engraving, "The Evaporation of Raunch" (ew)
-An elf with an aunt named Etini Frillyleopard
-A guard named Mos Mopjack
-Sulthu Drummedskull; a Hammerman, naturally

Nothing else interesting happens, and I none of the things that end up killing me later get a funny name, but all in all, it was a good haul for today.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 08:06:30 pm by Untelligent »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #793 on: April 29, 2009, 03:06:32 am »

I particulary like Sulthu Drummedskull. However, the evaporation of raunch fills me with icky thoughts.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #794 on: April 30, 2009, 04:53:26 pm »

I had something like snugglehorses for a second name earlier. She was torn apart by harpies :<
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