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Urist MacNoob

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2790 on: September 14, 2013, 08:24:12 pm »

The Book.

That was it's name. Yup. The Book.

It was a 38 page essay concerning The Draltha-hide bound book. The writing is concise and reasonably serious.
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Coldmonkey: "The idea that having flaming tools and introducing them to the intimate workings of someone you don't get along with is much too human for these forums. I mean, it's not really that hard, is it? Anyone can wield a torch, it doesn't prove anything. Wearing flaming clothes on the other hand, or better yet, wearing nothing at all and being on fire... that is the essence of dwarfish behavior."

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2791 on: September 14, 2013, 09:04:49 pm »

The Book.

That was it's name. Yup. The Book.

It was a 38 page essay concerning The Draltha-hide bound book. The writing is concise and reasonably serious.
What was The Draltha-hide bound book about? Also, was that it's name or just what it was?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2792 on: September 15, 2013, 07:19:20 pm »

Well, I've got Nunur the Holes of Seducing, a humanoid FB made of glass. With deadly dust that induces dizziness.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2793 on: September 16, 2013, 11:51:00 am »

My most recent failed adventuring attempt included my faithful Bowdwarf companion, Grak Cheesemonger. He died when the Poets of Quandry ambushed us and shot him in the head.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2794 on: September 17, 2013, 05:22:31 am »



Now. I know that it's not that funny. But let me give you some explanation.

I'm Polish, and I find this name particularly funny because word "Obraz" means "Painting."
And since I decided to play as outsider.

I will be playing as nude archer painting.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2795 on: October 09, 2013, 12:09:19 pm »

The plain of strokes
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Urist MacNoob

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2796 on: October 09, 2013, 02:17:57 pm »

"The Hips of Loving", a masterwork granite carving.

"The Humans Twinkling", a giant magpie leather-bound book.
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Coldmonkey: "The idea that having flaming tools and introducing them to the intimate workings of someone you don't get along with is much too human for these forums. I mean, it's not really that hard, is it? Anyone can wield a torch, it doesn't prove anything. Wearing flaming clothes on the other hand, or better yet, wearing nothing at all and being on fire... that is the essence of dwarfish behavior."

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2797 on: October 11, 2013, 02:59:56 pm »

The Fondled Sack a human Tomb in one of my worlds i have on my vanilla DF folder.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2798 on: October 12, 2013, 05:16:20 am »

"You will remember the Homely Candies when we're finished with you!"

It must be pretty freaking delicious candy.

Edit: I just got my title. It's "The Fat Shield". :-[
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Urist MacNoob

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2799 on: October 16, 2013, 08:34:23 am »

"You will remember the Homely Candies when we're finished with you!"

It must be pretty freaking delicious candy.

Edit: I just got my title. It's "The Fat Shield". :-[

Pfffhahahahah~!

"On whose authority do you strike at us, worm!?"

"I am The Fat Shield. I answer to no one."
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Coldmonkey: "The idea that having flaming tools and introducing them to the intimate workings of someone you don't get along with is much too human for these forums. I mean, it's not really that hard, is it? Anyone can wield a torch, it doesn't prove anything. Wearing flaming clothes on the other hand, or better yet, wearing nothing at all and being on fire... that is the essence of dwarfish behavior."

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2800 on: October 16, 2013, 11:07:00 am »

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2801 on: October 16, 2013, 05:24:40 pm »

Lum Slapballs, no joke.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2802 on: October 21, 2013, 03:20:08 pm »

Usmik Budbutter the Fat Shames. Human, died 256.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2803 on: October 25, 2013, 06:58:30 am »

Bese Silkennurtured Female cheif that kept killing ravens and dodge off a ledge before i killed her.


pado bodygirders
nac murderbunches 8)
methec Shootwadded shootwaded ???
Ustres Kissdated ;)
Dur Heavygripped
Domas Broilcalms the cave fish vampire. He must like being cooked.
Galel Touchtrust
Ozud Mirrorhates, someone's ugly.


All of them are from my kill list.


Also I've killed some wolves in The Nourishing Hills. Quite ample.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2804 on: October 27, 2013, 10:39:50 am »

Got a human civ called the rumoured bath-tub confedaracy.
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