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Paaaad

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2775 on: August 05, 2013, 11:43:16 am »

The Ignited Forest. At least that's not literal.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2776 on: August 05, 2013, 11:53:10 am »

The Ignited Forest. At least that's not literal.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2777 on: August 05, 2013, 04:50:14 pm »

The Ignited Forest. At least that's not literal.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2778 on: August 06, 2013, 05:45:03 pm »

The Ignited Forest. At least that's not literal.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2779 on: August 06, 2013, 06:21:26 pm »

A vampire whose true name was Buh
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2780 on: August 07, 2013, 12:46:19 am »

 A vampire gem cutter of mine had a kill list that included 144 elves and "Hotseduces" the goblin.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2781 on: August 07, 2013, 12:47:15 am »

Bet he had fun with that one to make it more memorable than the elves.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2782 on: August 11, 2013, 07:23:53 pm »

"The Mountainhome: Fact or Fiction? was a legendary chromite-bound book."  :D
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2783 on: August 12, 2013, 03:56:39 am »

Bum Clenchedflank the Buff Amusement of Budding, legendary hero of his nation.

Stren Squirtslop, short-lived companion of Bum Clenchedflank.

Dik Shackbars, a total redneck name for a human.

Thine Sensualdanced, a human spinner. Ahem, I said spinner. Yes. Spinner.

The Wizard's Guide To Mortality, a book that was used to pummel a necromancer to death.

The Attack of Conflict, a deadly battle that took place between zombies, goblins, and dwarves. There was much conflict.

Ramstom Xakedthola, the sacred puke. This servant of Sluste Pukenightmare the Fated Mites greets you. Never let goblins make religions.

Wisho Glossbuff™, a human powerful cleaner for all your windows and glass!

Wipedvessel the Tube of Forking, a cat bone crossbow.

In 1, The Greatest Evil of the Monsters of Kin was founded in Thiefknights.

In the early spring of 552, the goblin Azstrog Mightymonsters the Lance of Virginity was struck down by the human Bum Clenchedflank the Buff Amusement of Budding in Womandepth.

Rumley Heatbunnies, a man who died for days.

Stosbűb Stinkydevil, a goblin captain.

Usmok Sheenspoke, first love: This servant of pregnancy greets you.

Sundershaft, a giant cave spider silk braies.

Aye, I think that's most of them so far.
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« Reply #2784 on: August 12, 2013, 05:37:42 pm »

One of my (female) elven adventurers was nicknamed 'the shock of pregnancies'. Should've taken her =oral contraceptive=!
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2785 on: August 23, 2013, 06:52:10 am »

Rusmo Profanedungeon the forgotten beast

Ago hatefondles the goblin

Min shellshot the human

Dang doomscreams the goblin

Strodno Uselessspiders the goblin

Zolak kisscurse the goblin

they were all killed by the same dwarf, Dumat Silverylabored the Trussed Adventure of Pets, with The Season of Coloring, a highwood crossbow.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2786 on: August 25, 2013, 09:38:45 pm »

The elf princess who lead the armies that destroyed dwarven civilization in her world had the title "The Monumentous depression"
« Last Edit: August 25, 2013, 09:58:54 pm by Enemy post »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2787 on: August 26, 2013, 10:51:04 am »

The Hills of Squirting
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2788 on: August 26, 2013, 03:00:00 pm »

I found three nations called The Full Weasel-Evil, The Mysterious Seductions, and The Hell of Bells

There is also a historical battle called The Crazy Outrageous Siege.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2789 on: September 14, 2013, 01:32:21 am »



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