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[Splint]

Why not I do it all the time1 If only for logistics and defense organzing's sake (1st squad is my champion's unit and made of the preimier soldiers, 2nd is the limb chopper, 3rd shooters, 4th bone breakers, and from there the rest or civil defense corps units armed with thier crossbows or whatever they get thier mits on.) Hell of alot easier for me to manage, but to each his own.

[Mr Space Cat]

I should correct myself. I do rename squads like that too, however, with such a ridiculous randomly genned name I just can't bring myself to change it at the moment. It's only a one dwarf military, after all.

[Splint]

At least you can expand eventually. A screw up it the playable civ+ raws means I have three swordselves to fight entire armies because even after raw doctoring, I cant assign sergeants and thus can't expand my military, but don't want to regen. I shall end this off-topic statement with a fun fact:

Elves do infact work metal,s as I have a high master weaponsmith in my settlement. Hypocrite.

[Darkrai]

Twinklecontrol?
I don't even want to know.

[itisnotlogical]

My latest and so far greatest adventurer, Tosid Spearpriests the dwarf vampire, was ambushed by a group of goblins in the wilds. Most of my companions were already wounded, and the goblins savagely murdered them to a man. I luckily entered a martial trance, and managed to kill every last goblin, often biting their throats out.

Now I am known as Tosid Spearpriests, the Fatal Fist of Spines.

Rip and tear your guts! You are a goblin! That means you have goblin guts! RIP AND TEARRR

[Darkrai]

Ah, kids these days.

[JonasIV]

There was a site called "Achedumbras the Forks of Seducing"

[Mr Space Cat]

A couple dwarven civilizations I've found while genning new worlds like crazy to test my mod have had some really goofy names.

the best ones:
"Influential Death-Daggers" found on the "Continent of Throats": No "the", just Influential Death-Daggers. Clearly their influence is not to be underestimated.
"The Burning Fortresses":...do I really need to elaborate on this one?

[gbrngfol]

I genned a new world and got some awesome book names:

The Humans The Easy Way, written by Xaki Confinehealing. It's a book concerning himself without becoming an autobiography.

The Vile Freaks for Everyone, written by Kado Scrapedchip. The sole purpose of this essay seems to be upsetting the vile freak Ura Dusktunnels.

Could It Be Dying?, by Muthe Bentdashed. A book concerning the secrets of Life and Death. The writing is quite florid.

The Human And The Awe-Inspiring Shade, written by Bendi Squeezingwhiskered. It seems to be some sort of autobiography.

The Human And The Awe-Inspiring Shade And The Coming Troubles, written by Bendi Squeezingwhiskered. A guide to the above mentioned book.

Common Sense Death, written by Bendi Squeezingwhiskered. The secrets of life and death.

[Varrgie]

I once met a fellow called The Sacred Crab. It was a human. XD

[Untouchable]

Ah, kids these days.

Their terror is young and symmetrical.

[Smashness]

Honuipan, or "Bluntedsmokes", Elven Town.

Looks like some elves love "magic" trees.

[Karnewarrior]

Ah, kids these days.

Their terror is young and symmetrical.

They're young, angry, and OCD.

[Eric Blank]

And if they stab you in one kidney, you better bet they'll get the other one, too.

[ArmokGoB]

Ah, kids these days.

Their terror is young and symmetrical.

They're young, angry, and OCD.

I must be a high ranking official and not even know it.