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[vadia]

"You'll remember the Stupid Curse when we're done with you."

Can't believe I found these guys again.

I never get that statement; Either they get you and you don't remember them you're dead,
Or, They don't, and they blur into the thousands of slaughtered nobodies.

[Jahsg]

"You'll remember the Stupid Curse when we're done with you."

Can't believe I found these guys again.

I never get that statement; Either they get you and you don't remember them you're dead,
Or, They don't, and they blur into the thousands of slaughtered nobodies.

It will probably make since when you can surrender and they can capture you

[mastahcheese]

I just made a new fort and got a great Fortress name.

PaddleNobles.

[Mr Space Cat]

I just made a new fort and got a great Fortress name.

PaddleNobles.

That's the sound of destiny calling.  Your fort must fulfill its duties!

I found a name I had written down a while back while browsing legends.  I think it was one of the dwarven gods. I can't really check since I believe it was in one of countless worlds I've deleted.

"Mithaus Spittlegristle" It has a nice ring to it.

[pbnjoe]

Oled Violentpass. He needs to lay off the cheap junk food.

[Smashness]

Not really a funny name but...

Tamani Agedale the Bane of Ancients

Pretty awesome.

[Ilirion]

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[Edmus]

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Heresy!

[Ilirion]

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Heresy!

This offends me greatly. By Armok I shall slay every last one of these goblins or I will not have the right to call myself a dwarf!

[jaxy15]

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Heresy!

This offends me greatly. By Armok I shall slay every last one of these goblins or I will not have the right to call myself a dwarf!

Buy a booze barrel and drink for every one of those guys you slay.

[Facekillz058]

The Dipped Realms

The Coalition of Pregnancy

Siti Waxysnack

Uram Feedshoved

That took me about 4 minutes to find on my most previous world.

[Eric Blank]

"The Regal Smokes," a human bandit organization. Clearly these are high-class thievesbusinessmen and not your average muggers.

Their leader certainly thinks highly of herself, blissfully ignorant of her own savage behavior. Have some ‼☼clothes☼‼ for your troubles, asshole.

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It all burned up... I wanted some of that swag!

[JimDale]

Cado Dimlantern, a fish dissector I found in the outskirts village. Unfortunately, he decided to attack me because I had attacked some of the village's tame animals that weren't even anywhere near the village. I stove his head in with my +iron highboot+ and after his terrible assault to my well-being I beat it out of that village as fast as possible (and no, I am not abbreviating that).

Then, in a nearby fort, I discovered the human spearman Omon Virginheavens. He wasn't anything special, though he did remark on how his mother (a hunter) was killed by sea monsters.

EDIT: And then, going through Legends mode for this world, I found an entry for a female midnight troll named "Gravedusts the Murk of Burial" who began to wander the Quiet Swamps since world creation. She racked up a few hundred kills on miscellaneous elves and humans, and was eventually slain by a dwarf named Kulet Fiendishmemories, a former member of "The Sabres of Virginity" and current member of the group "Urn of Seizures."

[Edmus]

Zefon. Zefon BootPolishes. What are the actual odds?

[itisnotlogical]

My two loneliest adventurers, Seto Squeezestaffs and Bese Virginanguished. I thought it was so funny that I deliberately avoided getting female companions for them, and never asked a woman if we could stay in their house for the night. I also somehow ended up with two distinct groups using the same name of "The Allied Group", one of which was attacked by The Banner of Pets in the winter of 109.