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MadocComadrin

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2535 on: September 06, 2012, 01:43:16 pm »

So, we have an Us and an It. Now we just need a You, Your, They, I, My, Mine, We, Our, Them, and Their and we'll have the non-gendered personal pronoun pantheon!
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2536 on: September 06, 2012, 04:17:30 pm »

I got an adventurer with the last name Aletempted. Would have been cooler if he'd been a dwarf I guess. People stopped laughing at him when he got the title 'The Shadow of Death' and took an adamantine scimitar from a demon fortress, escaping before anything brutally murdered him.
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MadocComadrin

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2537 on: September 06, 2012, 08:53:17 pm »

My current adventurer's last name in Humanish(?) is Agoomba. It translates to Geardrivers.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2538 on: September 07, 2012, 02:11:55 pm »

not a name but this is my caste.. i am proud
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« Reply #2539 on: September 07, 2012, 06:40:02 pm »

Wearfrills the Vision of fanciness, an ashen ring. Despite it's name it is the most boring artifact I've ever seen.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2540 on: September 08, 2012, 03:31:12 am »

"Sufol Graspingwood" <edit>, an elf adventurer... armed with an oak spear...
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2541 on: September 08, 2012, 08:16:16 pm »

My most recent adventurer, Pethtit WorshipeDale(!) has just been ambushed by the Snuggly Monks.

Edit:...aaaand we were brutally slaughtered.  My crippled pikedwarf companion managed to tear off a legendary swordsman overlord's head with his teeth before he bled to death, though.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2012, 08:21:36 pm by Mr Space Cat »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2542 on: September 10, 2012, 07:45:55 pm »

Acik Galleysquids the Whiskered Coast of Trade achieved his legendary warrior status by clubbing the 'High Ship', a vampire priest, to death(With a fish). I think I just created a pirate.

Sidenote: Will that mackerel ever be given a title? I plan on using it to kill dragons.
« Last Edit: September 10, 2012, 09:10:31 pm by Slothman400 »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2543 on: September 10, 2012, 09:34:28 pm »

Sadly no, but you can name it yourself out of game and keep the name somewhere for your own amusment.

I wish your adventurer would name his most used weapon. Or you could give said weapon a name. I would have loved a named sack of stolen money.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2544 on: September 10, 2012, 09:59:01 pm »

Then it is decided.
She shall be Migrurtharnus, Fish of Vengeance.
I was hoping for the RNG to give me something silly for a fish that is used to slap people to death. Sadly, I wall have to settle for my own name.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2545 on: September 10, 2012, 10:16:11 pm »

I was hoping for the RNG to give me something silly for a fish that is used to slap people to death. Sadly, I wall have to settle for my own name.

Perhaps you could also adopt a native dance to perform as a ritual before going into battle with your trusty fish of vengeance.
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MadocComadrin

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2546 on: September 11, 2012, 11:16:37 pm »

I was talking to a mummy about his family when he told me that his youngest son married a woman named Agen Bodypraised. She must have been DF's next hot model or something.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2547 on: September 12, 2012, 04:23:17 pm »

Just gened a new world in the latest version, and am exploring it with an adventurer.

On asking the first person I met about the local surroundings, I got the following gems:

"Morningstabbed is a day's travel to the northwest."
"In the early autumn of 111, the elf Alisa Longmaw was shot and killed by the human Dolak Gripsells the Laborious Kindnesses of Exiting in Morningstabbed".
 
"Clearingmine the Hole of Vipers is a half day's travel to the east".

"Greasespider is a day's travel to the west."
"In 131 the goblin Xuspgas Wickedauras was murdered by the human Dang Menacefocused in Greasespider."

"Spiderygrief is nearly a day's travel to the south."

"Squasheduncle is a day's travel to the southswest".

"The Prairie of Charity is a day's travel to the southeast."
"In 157 the elf Arane Rubbedhawks was struck down by the brush titan Omba Flowerclod the Wind of Sun in the Prairie of Charity."

"In the midspring of 17, the troll Ecu Ponderslows devoured a koala of the Quiescent Hills in Pearlbells."

"In the midsummer of 103, the human Kon Lunchesclasped the Amusement of Nourishing devoured a mule of the Lovely Councils in Burnedblizzard."

"In the early spring of 57, the wolf Gisep Skeweredtwinkled devoured a gander of the Council of Girls in Knifephrased."

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2548 on: September 12, 2012, 04:41:30 pm »

It's great how everyone, even some random farmer is a learned historian.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2549 on: September 18, 2012, 03:19:38 pm »

Catten Nutswound, an adequate woodcutter.
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