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[Dyret]

Ass is the game's way of saying donkey.

It confuses me as to why the game calls normal donkeys "donkeys", but in the case of procedurally generated beasties, it calls them "ass".

More forgotteny and archaic sounding?

[UristMcDwarf]

Ass is the game's way of saying donkey.

It confuses me as to why the game calls normal donkeys "donkeys", but in the case of procedurally generated beasties, it calls them "ass".

More forgotteny and archaic sounding?

yeah. that's it. yep.

[Sappho]

under a certain "influence."

(and I'm a kindergarten teacher)

I DON'T EVEN?

Ha ha. Weekends are for parties, weekdays are for sober-headed work. I don't even like messin' around with caffeine when those little bundles of awesome are in my care. (Too habit-forming!)

[miauw62]

In one of my worlds, there was a thousand year old Monitor Brute that had become the leader of a human civ. Wrote loads of books about himself.

His name was Gabe, which I found amusing.

Has he written the final book in the Half-life trilogy yet?

One of his darkest secrets is that he cannot count to 3.

[WisdomThumbs]

under a certain "influence."

(and I'm a kindergarten teacher)

I DON'T EVEN?

Ha ha. Weekends are for parties, weekdays are for sober-headed work. I don't even like messin' around with caffeine when those little bundles of awesome are in my care. (Too habit-forming!)

I've seen Kindergartens. I've been to Kindergarten. Sometimes, when I sleep, I can still see those little monsters behind my eyelids.

I think we can forgive you a little indulgence in your spare time.

[blarg552]

Well, the RNG stuck my embark group with the name The Mortal Coils, and my fort Violencecrypt. ....so, on a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed am I?

[Niyazov]

A ways back I had a goblin civ called "The Anus of Stretching" if they drive save your last crossbow bolt for yourself . . .

A moment of silence for all the words that were tragically and silently removed from the in-game languages by Toady within the last couple of releases

"Anus, "rape", and "incest", we remember you and mourn your passage.

Also:



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remind me not to visit the, uh, "Lances of Delighting".

[WisdomThumbs]

Your dwarves have a goddess of tentacle porn, and the order that worships her is dedicated to peniswrangling? Ha!

I just found a lizardwoman named Stexusm Wetcontain, but that comparatively tame name is put to shame by Lustfulcust. Even her name would be enough to send schoolgirls running in fright. XD

EDIT:

Well, the RNG stuck my embark group with the name The Mortal Coils, and my fort Violencecrypt. ....so, on a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed am I?

Let's see... on a scale of 1 to 10, where 10 is "hopelessly doomed to a horrible fate" and 1 is "not at all fun" then... hmm. Carry the one, multiply that by two... hmm...

You need a bigger scale. 10 isn't "doomed" enough.

[Zale]

Thrathnu Spittlepusses.

Doesn't seem like an intimidating guy?

Except he's a minotaur with the longest kill list in the world. There are dragons that have caused less death than him.

So don't mess with the Spittlepuss.

[Xantalos]

Damn right. Most of those deaths were probably caused by INFECTION!!!

...

...Ya know...

'cause cat saliva infects you...

...and stuff. Yeah, I'm gonna go.

[Nega]

In corrosion, I had an adventurer whose last name was DipWhip. I got rid of my first name and used that for my adventurer's name.

[lignition]

My latest adventurer is received their first scar in Joyousscars...
Also, the country my adventurer inhabits seems to really like murder. I found a vampire in Murderleader, I'm supposed to visit their ruler in Murdershow, and I'm currently travelling through Wiltmurder.

[bukitodinos]

I also had a fort named LIONPUSSES

why?WHY??WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??

[bluejello]

looking through legends, found a artifact book that is titled: the skink devils: fact or fiction written by a skink devil by the name of Eslul Sindeaths the Hateful Poisons of Menance about himself.  and the writing is apparently quite cruel.  I think this devil has created all the artifacts in this world, which are books...
There is also a market called the praised lash in oilgorges

[WaffleEggnog]

I have a book on life and death called "The wizards guide to attaquery", if that counts :/