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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2385 on: May 11, 2012, 01:01:49 pm »

miliary squad name

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2386 on: May 12, 2012, 07:24:01 am »

Not exactly a name (nor is it Adventure Mode) but I thought this was hilarious:

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I hope Ass Devils do not menace with spikes of dingleberries.

Reminded me of this:

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2387 on: May 12, 2012, 09:10:28 am »

That's modded in, right?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2388 on: May 12, 2012, 10:12:17 am »

Ass is the game's way of saying donkey.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2389 on: May 12, 2012, 10:16:41 am »

Ass is the game's way of saying donkey.

It confuses me as to why the game calls normal donkeys "donkeys", but in the case of procedurally generated beasties, it calls them "ass".
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2390 on: May 12, 2012, 03:58:42 pm »

It may be that Toady One used "ass" to just to screw with us.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2391 on: May 12, 2012, 04:19:46 pm »

A dwarf hero with the last name Laborunions. Is they game trying to tell me something?

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2392 on: May 12, 2012, 04:54:56 pm »

My legendary addy-clad sword-dwarf who had single handedly ended sieges and killed both the goblin general and regent earned the title: The worthy butterfly. Whenever I make a statue there's about a 50% chance of it being him surrounded by oysters and wetting himself. I have a feeling that the entire fort is just picking on the poor sod.
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« Reply #2393 on: May 14, 2012, 10:26:35 am »

A dwarf hero with the last name Laborunions. Is they game trying to tell me something?

A working class hero is something to be!
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2394 on: May 14, 2012, 11:14:00 am »

Gust Bedjuggler. I never met him, but he appears to be a popular subject of sculpture. Bone sculpture, if you know what I mean.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2395 on: May 17, 2012, 04:40:17 pm »

Not particularly funny, by very appropriate (and without any rerolling of names):

I've just genned a new worrld in the latest version just noticed a new one is out), and started a fortress with the intent of building a strong military and arms industry as quickly as possible (starting with two dedicated soldiers, an profficient weapon and armor smiths).

Rather appropriately my fortress turns out to be called "Woundopens" (Oslanam), my group is "The Lancer of Targets", and my civilization is "The Axe of Patterning".

Also, one of my soldiers (the spear instructor) just happens to be called Sibrek Lancechance.


(Also, I have a deity associated with forgiveness, mercy, children, pregnancy and family - who also seems to like bestowing were/vampire curses).
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2396 on: May 18, 2012, 11:39:16 am »

I usually reroll about 30 times to find a cool name but decided to just honour the RNG from now on. The first name I get since then? "Lipul Quietslaughters"
Apparently the RNG Gods were pleased by my decision.
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« Reply #2397 on: May 18, 2012, 06:28:12 pm »

The Random Numger Gods Gods? Indeed they were.

Derp. RNG doesn't mean that at all.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2398 on: May 18, 2012, 06:39:28 pm »

Not exactly a name (nor is it Adventure Mode) but I thought this was hilarious:

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I hope Ass Devils do not menace with spikes of dingleberries.

Reminded me of this:



and that reminds me of this:

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did we seriously get the exact same werebeast?

EDIT: also, not until looking at the picture agian did I realize the hillarity of the town name: SiezureVale, guess they must have a lot of big flashing lights around there.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2012, 06:42:20 pm by +!!scientist!!+ »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2399 on: May 21, 2012, 02:35:11 am »

"Chicken Bone is My Life," a book in a mages' tower concerning another book, made from chicken bone.

I suppose a title like that would certainly pique the interest of potential readers. :P

Next on the list of hilarious book names is "The Legendary Puke and Lesnost Ticknude."
« Last Edit: May 21, 2012, 02:38:19 am by Eric Blank »
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