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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2370 on: May 02, 2012, 12:14:04 am »

Scrolling through Legends. Found out one of the first bandits my dwarf struck down was called Cusith Girlishfondled. I laughed.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2371 on: May 05, 2012, 04:08:32 pm »

epic name time, so i genned a new world and got this

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2372 on: May 05, 2012, 06:00:10 pm »

Laci Sparkleglimmer The Adoration of Ruining, the Necromancer

RNG Name of my last adventurer. She survived a 13 z-level fall into a cavern lake that was only 1/7 deep; fell unconscious in the water for about 5 minutes real time and somehow did not drown. She didn't even permanently lose the function of any limbs.
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« Reply #2373 on: May 05, 2012, 06:27:56 pm »

I once got the title of "The Odorous Oils".
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2374 on: May 06, 2012, 01:06:00 pm »

The funniest name I have ever seen is : Iton Woundcontrol
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2375 on: May 06, 2012, 02:47:33 pm »

I got the Immoral Glove as an elven civ.  :o

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2376 on: May 06, 2012, 03:15:24 pm »

Just got a quest to kill an ent with the name Destinedbored the Nude of Fancying. Also a dire bear named Palespray the Freckles of Adoring. And I am currently a peasant adventurer named Esca Lionlord.
EDIT: Well I died after trying to fight the bear on my own.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2012, 06:48:07 pm by lionstar »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2377 on: May 07, 2012, 03:12:41 am »

Not exactly a name (nor is it Adventure Mode) but I thought this was hilarious:

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I hope Ass Devils do not menace with spikes of dingleberries.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2378 on: May 07, 2012, 10:59:03 am »

Hello all, long time lurker, first time poster.

Sometimes it seems the RNG just doesn't want to allow success... unfortunately this is from fortress mode, so possibly in the wrong thread.

I found a really nice embark site, with all the goodies I could want - trade with everyone, metals, flux, clay, plenty of trees, a potential supply of goblinite, etc. However, the closest dwarven civ is called The Abyssal Forge. I guess they have a booming magma-powered industry?

My group initially called themselves The Portentous Coven. I rerolled it once and got The Destined Covenant, grudgingly deciding to keep that.

The fortress itself, though, started as Tombwork (/sigh)... rerolled it first to Catmurders (oh come on!) and finally to Suicidelabor (fine! but whatever happens, it's on you, you miserable wretches...)

I wonder what horrors await me with a start like this.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2379 on: May 07, 2012, 06:43:58 pm »

Randomly generated dwarven society: Nude Pick....
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2380 on: May 08, 2012, 01:56:57 pm »

My character Xaked Lovedusk the Velvety Pride struck down Spepip Butteredknives the dwarf, Bemta Footpractice the dwarf, and Rane Bulboussurprises the  human, became an enemy of the Flowery Souls, and became a hero to the Sensual Velvet, all in the region of Brushedthin. Finally, he was shot in the head and freed from this corporeal prison by the goblin Snodub Releasedevil. He was also respected for heroic acts by the Dented Pick, the Pointy Knife, the Lucid Rooms, the Society of Pondering, the League of Business, the Fortress of Keepers, and the Tender Sweetness.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2381 on: May 10, 2012, 01:35:47 am »

Immediately after listening to Butthole Surfers' "Pepper," DF suggested the name of my fortress be "Cloisterguard," which somehow amuses me.
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« Reply #2382 on: May 10, 2012, 04:14:31 pm »

Maybe not genuinely funny, but I laughed. A hill titan I recently encountered had the title "The Tornado of Murder." And for some reason it made me picture a tornado of blood with severed body parts flying everywhere.

I'm beginning to think I have issues...
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« Reply #2383 on: May 10, 2012, 05:14:49 pm »

The Cathedral of Snot was a temple in Orderfury.

In 1049, The Fellowship of Lice formed in The Cathedral of Snot in Orderfury.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2384 on: May 10, 2012, 07:36:57 pm »

My adventurer encountered a mostly abandoned city while searching for a vampire. I asked the citizens if I could help them, assuming they would lead me to the fiend. They instead told me about a criminal living in the catacombs beneath the citadel. The name of these tunnels?
Gloryhole. This same adventurer is named Ngahen Sweetmurdered. In this citadel I encountered a man named Pleasureslaughtered and another named Slaughteredpasstimes. Edit: It's not abandoned. Everyone lives on top of the towers of the citadel.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2012, 07:59:43 pm by uristmcgamer »
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