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The Unicorn Killer

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2355 on: April 22, 2012, 07:38:12 pm »
I just got a Meng DimpledSpear! WHAT THE CRAP! SPEARS DON'T EVEN HAVE MOUTHS! I' M SO CONFUSED! :'(
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« Reply #2356 on: April 22, 2012, 07:55:57 pm »
Quote from: The Unicorn Killer on April 22, 2012, 07:38:12 pm
I just got a Meng DimpledSpear! WHAT THE CRAP! SPEARS DON'T EVEN HAVE MOUTHS! I' M SO CONFUSED! :'(
Welcome to Dwarf Fortress. That over there is the Random Name Generator. Enjoy your stay.
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Chagen46

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« Reply #2357 on: April 22, 2012, 10:26:25 pm »
There's a god in one of my worlds called Mithmis the Drool of Starvations.

I really wonder who the hell would worship her
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« Reply #2358 on: April 23, 2012, 05:29:41 am »
I had a historical character who got the extended title "the grievous wounds of paper". Must have been an EPIC paper cut.
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« Reply #2359 on: April 23, 2012, 08:40:00 am »
Swordgoblin ambush, three of them have matching last names.

Jadevice
Lambsvice
Chancevice
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« Reply #2360 on: April 24, 2012, 10:11:29 pm »
Autobiography of an upstanding, pleasant fellow of society: "My Friend Shash Nightmaze the Evil Hellish Crypt". Shash was a Gecko Monster. How the author managed to befriend the thing (despite being an autobiography, Shash himself did not have a hand in its writing) will remain a mystery.

The same author also wrote the 21-page essay "Better Suicide". Make of that what you will.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2361 on: April 28, 2012, 04:07:06 pm »
random fortress name:

heartattack
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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2362 on: April 30, 2012, 04:29:37 pm »
My latest adventurer, a stealthy arrow-throwing lass called Siru Habitcheerful the Frilly Gladness of Purifying.
I guess so. She must be pretty cheerful as she sneakily purifies the world of the scourge of bandits in her frilly robes and a suit of armour.
Just talked to an elderly priestess of The Circumstantial Coven. Probably on-and-off, depending on how it goes.
Her eldest son works at a town named Tradekisses. Must be a nice place to visit, if it's got nice and smexy inhabitants.
Her temple has decorations such as 'The Hot Grave', an image of a mad dwarf eating some animal of theirs (you eat their turkey and they engrave it in their temple, those guys sure know how to hold a grudge), as well as 'The Banner of Brunch', depicting quarry bushes. That's one banner many'd be happy to gather under.
The ruler of the town has a relative whose last name is Confusepockets. I'm not the only thief in the place, it seems...
Sent to fight a female wrestler called Bentamazes. Fight, uh-huh.
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Dark Ninetales

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« Reply #2363 on: April 30, 2012, 05:27:16 pm »

..I'm sorry?
EDIT:
The Field of Grasp on the Island of Women.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2012, 06:07:04 pm by Dark Ninetales »
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« Reply #2364 on: April 30, 2012, 07:15:03 pm »
The hamlet of Bathrooms is a classic. 

My favorite is actually a hamlet called Beeknitted.  If only it was in an evil biome.
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Magmodeus

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« Reply #2365 on: April 30, 2012, 10:59:57 pm »
I'm unable to find anything I would deem hilarious in my latest world.
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« Reply #2366 on: May 01, 2012, 06:17:26 pm »
"Cloisterhoisted was founded 130 by The Adventurers of Hoisting of the civilization The Honest Cloisters."

Dwarves must not be very creative with naming of sites. XD

Also, I have just been accosted by a bandit group calling themselves the Peaceful Seas. They don't seem very peaceful, though.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2012, 07:14:48 pm by TheCoolSideofthePIllow »
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bukitodinos

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2367 on: May 01, 2012, 07:46:57 pm »
The Happy bears...

who the hell picked your group name??
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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
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Dark Ninetales

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« Reply #2368 on: May 01, 2012, 08:12:49 pm »
A slab called The Guts of Spit. Ewww.
Edit: The History of Sleep.
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« Reply #2369 on: May 01, 2012, 08:17:38 pm »
Quote from: bukitodinos on April 28, 2012, 04:07:06 pm
random fortress name:

heartattack

it is now my fortress name
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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
Quote from: darklord92 on July 09, 2012, 02:32:08 pm
back to professional martinis with bukitodinos!
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Put the flag in the martini and were done!
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