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Bardum Idith

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2235 on: February 15, 2012, 06:54:30 am »

I just rolled an adventurer with the last name of Climaxsquirts. I walk into the nearest house and try to talk to somebody, the game crashes.
Censorship  ???
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« Reply #2236 on: February 15, 2012, 10:21:05 am »

Checking Legends, found out one of my former adventurer's victims was a women called Use Violentwords.

For a badass name, I discover a historical figure human named Dak Beardlance, who slew a dragon. I like to think he was actually a dwarf on stilts.
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Kamamura

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« Reply #2237 on: February 15, 2012, 08:31:04 pm »

Human outlaw group called "Autonomous Aunts"

Gang called "Controllers of Adventuring" that always finds and kills my characters.

Human civilization called "The Amusing Society", who built a tomb called "The Comedic Hour"
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The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.

ToothedCube

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2238 on: February 17, 2012, 05:43:18 am »

Human enemy civ/outlaws (do outlaw groups get sweet titles?) by the name of "The Warm Sugars"
...Real intimidating, guys.
Although on the plus side if I ever decide to start a band in the 60's I now have the best band name ever.
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LostCosmonaut

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« Reply #2239 on: February 17, 2012, 05:50:14 am »

Got ambushed by a bandit group known as "The Limp Seduction". Heh.
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calico103

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« Reply #2240 on: February 17, 2012, 11:00:35 am »

Not exactly a name, but I got attacked by a "zombie dwarfdwarf mutilated corpse". I know that's just combining "zombie dwarf" and "dwarf mutilated corpse", but it's funny.
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And it's set to go off in fifteen seconds...

Guardian G.I.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2241 on: February 17, 2012, 12:45:13 pm »

Went on a bandit killing spree with a bronze colossus adventurer. The adventurer's title is The Molten Savior.
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this means that a donation of 30 dollars to a developer that did not deliver would equal 4.769*10^-14 hitlers stolen from you
that's like half a femtohitler
and that is terrible
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« Reply #2242 on: February 17, 2012, 03:09:05 pm »

just made a new elf spearman Lulo Mirthfulseizures
great..........
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« Reply #2243 on: February 17, 2012, 07:21:46 pm »

Also um... yay, made my first post.  8)
Huzzah!  Welcome, brother!

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Nega

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« Reply #2244 on: February 17, 2012, 10:33:36 pm »

I have acquired a most peculiar name, called "Cudal Cottagecuddles".

This has to be one of the BEST names I have ever gotten.
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Reudh

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« Reply #2245 on: February 18, 2012, 12:32:19 am »

I started a stealthy elf adventurer and called him Snake. The RNG gave me the last name of 'Silentfondle'.

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« Reply #2246 on: February 18, 2012, 06:58:43 am »

just started a new adventurer, the first name the rng threw at me


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« Reply #2247 on: February 18, 2012, 07:31:34 am »

My current adventurer is Mistir SwiftCaught. I put all of my oints into dodging.
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« Reply #2248 on: February 18, 2012, 10:32:27 am »

I don't think this one requires any comment.



Just found a civ named The Empire of Speechlessness. I assume their society is known for long, awkward conversational pauses. Either that, or the new version of DF allows you to cut out people's tongues.

Also, a location named The Delightful Mountain of Sourness. I'm not much for sour food, myself.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2249 on: February 18, 2012, 11:21:50 pm »

San Tummycontains.

I didn't know 'tummy' was a word in DF.
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