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Paul

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2070 on: October 15, 2011, 10:52:35 am »
Quote from: Intrinsic on October 15, 2011, 10:12:34 am
I have a Tonguetakes the Sweet Juice
It is listed as a lair. *shiver*

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The real story: A dwarf was camped outside with a bottle of rum, and a gnome named Tongue ran out and stole it. The dwarf was all "Man, Tongue took my sweet juice."


I had a char gen with the random last name Blowingkisses.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2071 on: October 16, 2011, 04:40:09 am »
Engravings called "Harshness of Earth" and "Fortress of Labors".

Harshness of Earth is the expedition leader being appointed, and Fortress of Labors is the symbol of the local dwarven government.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2072 on: October 16, 2011, 07:48:28 am »
Osoto Shockwaves. He's so powerful that he sends shockwaves out!
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2073 on: October 16, 2011, 04:46:05 pm »
Hermitfondled. That is all.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2074 on: October 17, 2011, 10:10:20 pm »
I was sent to kill two lesser dragons, Nelare Jewelheated in The Diamond Flare a half-day east of here, and Kara Parchedglowed the Hot Luxuries in The Diamond Luxuries a day to the north.

They both sound like frightening seductresses of fiery BDSM ‼FUN‼, so I intend to avoid them and prayed the next job I ask for doesn't involve dragons cooking my jewels, but unfortunately they wouldn't give me any more tasks. Elves are jerks, even to kobolds. What sick bastards would want THAT to happen to the poor adorable kobolds? ELVES!

Also, Goalhole the Immortal Shafts, a cave inhabited by but a single giant centipede. Oh the innuendos of this world!
« Last Edit: October 17, 2011, 11:18:14 pm by Eric Blank »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2075 on: October 20, 2011, 04:39:49 pm »
The Named Forests.

Really? I had no idea.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2076 on: October 20, 2011, 05:36:21 pm »
I was playing DF Mixmod, and I came across a bandit called...

STDstorm Kissedhugged

Wow.

EDIT: Just found a harpy called Dragon Zombiesurgeon.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2077 on: October 21, 2011, 12:49:02 am »
El Whisperedstab, female human milker.

Rumor has it she "milked" the wrong cow with her "hand" :P
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2078 on: October 21, 2011, 01:33:46 pm »
Inid Onslaughtmead.
That was the first name that came up when I made the adventurer. I haven't gotten past the Knapping-Throwing grinding part yet, but I hope he gets an equally good title.
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I found a human city named Sleevevirgins. It was easily the biggest city in the world, so clearly I wasn't the first person to come inside the city's walls.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2079 on: October 21, 2011, 01:35:30 pm »
Genned a BC Demigod with the name Ulbun Manyfailures. (After killing a night creature, taking its bronze meat cleaver, and going psycho on several bandits I picked up the name the Mighty Disembowler, although that's not so much funny as kind of cool. :3) Also, Dragon Zombiesurgeon is the greatest name evar. ^^^
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2080 on: October 22, 2011, 06:34:27 am »
My first hero went by the name of (can't remember first name) Laudedballs. Too bad he didnt live long enough to get a title.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2081 on: October 22, 2011, 06:48:28 am »
Dodok Sealsack the Mechanical Machine of Oblivion. It's kind of a cool name.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2082 on: October 23, 2011, 12:48:44 am »
Ducim Playfortress

Boogeymen. Instantly. Yeah...

Decided to create a fortress called "Alequest". (I cheated on that one, it used to be Alejourney or something)
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2083 on: October 23, 2011, 03:20:29 am »
Sacrum Tenderorgans.

Ouch! My sacrum!
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2084 on: October 26, 2011, 04:04:32 pm »
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