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Elvisdogs

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2040 on: September 24, 2011, 10:42:33 am »
Treatedequal

A random adventurer name
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2041 on: September 24, 2011, 02:27:39 pm »
Though all adventurers are Treatedequal, some are treated more equal than others.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2042 on: September 24, 2011, 11:54:44 pm »
In addition to mentioning an unfortunate adventurer with the accidental surname Organswallows, I feel compelled to post a few choice historical figures from my recent romp through legends mode in an older version:

Athra Bowlsmoke

Vost Riseballs

Bini Problemspiraled

Ngira Beandinner

Ecod Nutslanced

It gets even better when titles are added:

Rura Tiredcrowds the Confusing Skirts of Oak

Nashra Ransackmuffin the Persuasive Kin of Onions

Mastrod Lovegerbils the Full Intensity of Heart (which would be kind of a badass title in some ways, but when combined with Lovegerbils just raises questions and eyebrows)

Lulush Slickblankets the Scaly Length of Virtue (Ew.)

Len Embracedslapped the Strangeness of Growth

And saving the best for last, this guy was obviously just full of himself:

Kenom Pantsweight the Muscular Violator of Brides.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2043 on: September 25, 2011, 12:08:18 am »
The best I ever saw was both hilarious and epic.  "Thunder the Violent Disemboweler," a forgotten beast.
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« Reply #2044 on: September 25, 2011, 09:51:52 am »
Quote from: Gizogin on September 25, 2011, 12:08:18 am
The best I ever saw was both hilarious and epic.  "Thunder the Violent Disemboweler," a forgotten beast.
If I met that beast, I'd crap my pants and run. I don't know about you, but I'm not a fan of violent disembowelment by Thunder.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2045 on: September 25, 2011, 01:24:10 pm »
Once fought a bandit group named "The Sparse Crowds"

My first adventurers last name was "Toastweakens"

And I found a hamlet called "Blowndonkeys"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2046 on: September 25, 2011, 10:10:59 pm »
Erthok Spinbin, of the Unbridled Whiskers. I encountered him just after bisecting 5 bogeymen in 7 turns on the way to someone else's camp. Each of his limbs were separated from his body nearly before he hit the ground after I got a convenient martial trance.

EDIT: Just died, so I can check my name: Oddom Lancerose the Cold Neutralization. Well, I certainly coldly neutralized several people. Also, the name in dwarven is 'Neciknecak'. Also somewhat doubled, like Spinbin.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2047 on: September 27, 2011, 10:00:09 pm »
Ila Hailsatin.

Is anyone else thinking "rouge angles of satin" here?
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« Reply #2048 on: September 28, 2011, 03:30:04 pm »
I just encountered Rufithi Necrotunneled the Dead Tombs of Dying. The most death-centric name I have seen.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2049 on: September 29, 2011, 03:41:12 am »
While genning a new world to test a modded race's civilisation, i noticed a cave called 'The Adorable Cave of Suffering'. Must've been a place filled with humans and elves and dwarves being tortured while kittens and puppies gambolled about.
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« Reply #2050 on: September 30, 2011, 05:59:57 am »
Quote from: Reudh on September 29, 2011, 03:41:12 am
While genning a new world to test a modded race's civilisation, i noticed a cave called 'The Adorable Cave of Suffering'. Must've been a place filled with humans and elves and dwarves being tortured while kittens and puppies gambolled about.

Personally, I got the idea of what Necro's pony home looks like right about now...

I found a nice human goddess... Celo the Putrid Rabble. Depicted as a rotting female human. Smelly, rotting mobs, anyone?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2051 on: October 01, 2011, 05:54:12 pm »
Today the RNG rolled "Armok" for me
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2052 on: October 03, 2011, 12:50:19 am »
Just died and checked my name...

"Unbeh Applesheals The Balls Of Steel"

I Rofled

So.Fucking.Hard.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2053 on: October 03, 2011, 05:04:18 am »
Quote from: Atomicdoom on October 03, 2011, 12:50:19 am
Just died and checked my name...

"Unbeh Applesheals The Balls Of Steel"

I Rofled

So.Fucking.Hard.
I hope you end up being a Duke. A Nukem Duke.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2054 on: October 03, 2011, 02:09:31 pm »
"I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass..."

"And i'm all out of ass"
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