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[Roundabout Lout]

I had a group leader title the Absolute Boredom of Responsibilities. Perfect title.

[Nonanonymous]

Isilia Tima, "the Magics of Kissing."

Engraved on the wall is a superiorly designed image of drunk humans.

And...

Bosa Gex, "The Dungeon of Jugglers."

Engraved on the wall is a superiorly designed image of two spiked balls.

[Plank of Wood]

"Palace of Incest"

[Jetman123]

"Palace of Incest"

I don't want to see the resulting royal family that lives THERE.

[Ryo]

At the moment I'm walking around "The Plain Plains" - it's very boring.

Looking at a battle in legends, I noticed this:
"In 49, the demon Ngom Vicejackals the Fire of Ash devoured the human Ibu Inkromanced in The Nourishing Jungle."
Very nourishing indeed.

[Brendan]

I have a couple of ironic names:

First I have a giant desert scorpion named 'Ancientsavior'. It seems to have killed pretty much every hero who entered the desert. Savior of whom?

Second I have a cave called 'The Infamous Cave'. It would be a fitting name, but...

Sedish„s, "The Infamous Cave", a cave
   411 bats
   309 cave spiders

I don't see what's so infamous about it

And for the outright funnies, I have:
The Lustful Shaft, a cave (I don't even wanna know )
The Lovely Cave of Directions ("How do I get to the capital from here?")
Incestbuttocks, a dark fortress (Again...don't wanna know...)
and 'Cateat', a town. It's human but I guess they have Dwarven tastes

[Nonanonymous]

The Named Planet.

[Kishmond]

The strongest adventurer I've ever made was named 'Kat' Candybuttons. She dismembered her enemies with the power of PINK!

One thing about the RNG: Is it just me or is the word 'ink' or 'dye' coming up a whole lot?

[Astus Ater]

"In 183, the elf Alu Crazedvales the Muscular Violence of Tragedy was struck down by the human Ani Postrasp the Comedic Allegiance of Creations in Princessjaw."

Something tells me they were bitter rivals.

[Ryo]

Ewww, now I'm in "The Marshes of Puke"

[zxvincentxz]

haha my adventurer was named Ihhi Grizzlycities

[Creamcorn]

Wow! You don't need an imagination for this one.

Human(F) Gugo ServantVirgin.

[olemars]

In my current world I have a cave named "Floodedsewers". Inhabited by a single alligator, a few ratmen and assorted maggots and bats. Oddly appropriate. Also aptly named is the goblin civilization "The Plain Evil".

In the same world there is a dark fortress named "Actionmonster", a demon known as "Obraz Witchmenaced the Dust of Devils", Ulash Wickedbad the god of Torture, Kitur Depressedworried the god of Misery, and my personal favourite:
"Stukos Roadmachine", current ruler of The Worthy Door.

[hactar1]

I conquered a goblin civ lead by a goblin spearmaster named "Dostngosp Stoneprofane the Doomed Lobster of Twinkles".  See, I was following along until the Twinkles part...  Especially as I misread it as "Twinkies".

[Paul]

Human named: Nedor Roadwars the Warrior of Roads

Looking in the language file, Nedor means crazy. Mad is another word for crazy. So he is a Mad Road Warrior. I'll nickname him Max.

Oh, man... this one is just weird. I just saw a goblin in legends named Smunstu Rankstank the Creamy Anus of Flowers.