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bennerman

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1950 on: July 20, 2011, 05:22:35 am »

Boredford, an artifact Lignite Weapon Rack.

Edit: and now The Swallow of Bewitching, which depicts the creation of Boredford
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1951 on: July 20, 2011, 11:28:58 am »

I started a goblin adventurer(my own modded game not genises) whose name was Gabriel NeverBreeds the wall Savior of Blizzards, I then decided that he would be a
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1952 on: July 20, 2011, 11:47:39 am »

Food shop named "Declining harvest"
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« Reply #1953 on: July 20, 2011, 03:24:22 pm »

While I was visiting a fort I met a soldier who apparently worshiped a god of courage named Tequil. "Before every meal, experience tequil."

A very appropriate name for a god of courage, actually. And that's one good god to worship. Drink a glass before going into battle, which also counts as a prayer, and voila, instant courage.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1954 on: July 20, 2011, 04:14:22 pm »

I started a goblin adventurer(my own modded game not genises) whose name was Gabriel NeverBreeds the wall Savior of Blizzards, I then decided that he would be a
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adventurer.

NeverBreeds sounds like a nickname... Kinda reminds me of Men Behaving Badly.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1955 on: July 20, 2011, 10:02:56 pm »

The Blue Dune.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1956 on: July 20, 2011, 10:59:50 pm »

The dread goblin citadel Trampledincest, home of the evil civilization called The Incest of Destruction, ruled by the law-giver Stozu Incestgates.

I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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« Reply #1957 on: July 21, 2011, 04:52:21 am »

The dread goblin citadel Trampledincest, home of the evil civilization called The Incest of Destruction, ruled by the law-giver Stozu Incestgates.

I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Death by snu-snu seems appropriate.
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« Reply #1958 on: July 21, 2011, 10:58:12 am »

I had a bandit group called "The Distant Friends". They must have been pretty pissed off because I never wrote to them.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1959 on: July 22, 2011, 05:25:29 pm »

a gobbo civ: the dangers of seduction

yeah, it is dangerous if a goblin seduces you, but if a goblin did seduce you, you don't deserve to be alive.
Its more common than you think, threetoe wrote a story where a gobbo seduced an elven princess.....TWICE.
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/story/tt_snatcher.html
It is safe for work(of course.)
Its actaully one of my favorites.
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« Reply #1960 on: July 22, 2011, 10:00:51 pm »

I had a world where a human civilization called the Union of Yor was run by a devil who had somehow tricked them. His name was pretty standard. The funny part was the fact that he was an ASS devil. An ass devil tricked people into believing it was a god.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1961 on: July 22, 2011, 11:58:33 pm »

The Confederation of Muffins.
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« Reply #1962 on: July 23, 2011, 04:10:40 am »

Ngoso Amxusagus, "Seduceddawned"
Member of The Hellish Seductions
Killed Stásost Visionseduces and two unnamed dwarves in The Pregnant Dune.

Also, in history, the second person: "Bufut Matchclashes the Legend of Fierceness", associated with war, strength and metal, a Bronze Colossus.
Two notables in his kill list
Thruni Angelbud and Kir Suppership

And a group called "The Coalition of Drinking", sadly a human group who built "The Special Bridge" as part of "The West Way"

EDIT: Anthat Dema, "The Confederation of Touching"
Although it's not a name, a man called Foundpowers threatened people with violence, trying to stop them from making a law-giver position. He became law-giver in that year.
Anthat Usmen, "The Confederation of Heroes" -- It's like a Marvel comic.
Amxu eblak, "The Seductions of Disgusting"
Dasmirserid, "The Even Climaxes"
Lani Awthrar, "The Sisters of Disembowelment"
Loyaralaci, "The Imprisoned Desserts" (Tsk, elves don't like cloth biscuits anymore)
Laleaweme, "The Greater Ape" (still, elves)
Pelinaapsi, "The Special Nuts"

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1963 on: July 23, 2011, 10:34:13 am »

I think DF is the only Tri-polar game ever.
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« Reply #1964 on: July 23, 2011, 11:42:36 am »

Isjek Angelroots the Named Odors.  She's the most agile member of my military, and somehow managed to snatch up 15 kills, mostly from killstealing KOed goblins that others disabled with her steel greatsword which is an extreme rarity on this metalless map and is a complete mystery how she managed to get it instead of the militia commander.

I like to think the other members of her squad picker her title.

She also worships Mund the Sensual Bride of Sparkles.  Who is a male god of love.
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