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[joemoben]

katslet strokedchannel. the RNG is so awesome

[Elaxter]

The constipation strikes you in the guts, bruising them through the rope-reed fiber robe!
You give in to pain.

Sigged

[Sylverone]

Either funny or cool, depending on how you interpret it.

"Kemus Lastlesson", human adventurer (peasant)

[noah22223]

Either funny or cool, depending on how you interpret it.

"Kemus Lastlesson", human adventurer (peasant)

"Im Kemus Lastlesson, and this lesson in pain... Is gonna be your last."

[BodyGripper]

I got an engraving called "The Spiral of Funerals".  However, it's of a cyclops killing an elf, nothing that would cause a tantrum spiral.

[Jinsanity]

I've had two interesting item names - One was named by its wielder - Powerstaff, the Wings of Oblivion, an iron battle axe.

The other was when my Queen got a mood.... "The Boring Flimsiness", A dog bone shield. What an artifact.

[Kay12]

I've had two interesting item names - One was named by its wielder - Powerstaff, the Wings of Oblivion, an iron battle axe.

This is actually quite cool, as a two bit axe may actually resemble stylicized wings.

Too bad "Powerstaff" is rather lame.

[BodyGripper]

I've had two interesting item names - One was named by its wielder - Powerstaff, the Wings of Oblivion, an iron battle axe.

This is actually quite cool, as a two bit axe may actually resemble stylicized wings.

Too bad "Powerstaff" is rather lame.

Maybe those are the two components of the axe:  The handle is the Powerstaff, and the blade is the Wings of Oblivion.

[Nighthawk]

Either way, having an axe named "The Wings of Oblivion" is awesome.

Wish my weapons turned out that cool.

[MrShovelFace]

mine generally get called something like the curtains of doors

[UltraValican]

Bandit Leader: I am Curse BitchDungeon
Curse BitchDungeon: Prepare to die
If only that bandit leader was female.....

[nogoodnames]

While I was visiting a fort I met a soldier who apparently worshiped a god of courage named Tequil. "Before every meal, experience tequil."

[TheMasterTurtle]

An artifact sword called Blacktree the Lion of Destruction.

Awesome.

[BodyGripper]

Mame Pukechant the Strong Juices, a Hydra.
Also, a human group, The Society of Assaulting, and a goblin group, The Evil of Weevils.

[ToothedCube]

A name of an adventurer of mine from about a week ago;

Ralin Throwermurder the Tressed Man of Dips
(He's great at parties!)

And from another adventurer a bit before that;
Noloc Chantshank the Volcano of Safety