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[Klendt]

There's a brook in my world next to a terrifying volcano called Fellblossom.  Not funny, sounds like a really scary flower.

I never did get how trickling ankle-deep water in a pleasantly warm region could inspire fear while 50-meter-wide drowning-machines could be labelled as "serene".

[Aqizzar]

Just got a random gened group name - "The Glorious Canyon of Balls".  Keeping it.

[Cthulhu]

My fortress is on a volcano, I named it Ashtower the Castle of Cinders.  Not random, but oh well.

Tode Bunnycarnages(That one was random)

Something Twilightbook(Pissed me off, I hate that book.)

[Specialist290]

Looked through the Legends section, and stumbled across one:

One of my earliest settlements was called the "Beertunnels of Creation."

I know I didn't make up that one, since that was before I figured out how to name stuff...

The founding group was called "Deepdwellers the Golden Cleft of Snails," and they hailed from "The Comedic Town."

[Reasonableman]

Just got a couple fortress names: Stakeknives and Problemattics. Get it? Like STEAK knives and the word 'problematic!' HA HA HA

[Bullion]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dominatrix Goddess.

[IAmTheRad]

[Hishan]

Lipi Playjuggled, human mayor

[Sprout]

I just got a quest to go to a goblin tower and kill Stosbub Bristledemon the goblin master thief. What's so funny about it?


The tower is called Thiefcrotches.

That creates SO many nasty mental images.

[Dragooble]

The founding group was called "Deepdwellers the Golden Cleft of Snails," and they hailed from "The Comedic Town."

this is too big a coincidence too not be suspicious.

[Klendt]

Lipi Playjuggled, human mayor

That brings to mind images of jiggling lipids. And man-boobs.

Recently, my adventurer joined a religeon solely for the god's name. Bewa the Gills of Washing, god of the seas and rains. A trout-god, as it happens. The monastic order's name was even better: The Lobster-sect of Moistening.

[Aqizzar]

Was watching an epic running battle between my outpost liason and a batman when I suddenly noticed...



Nothing to do with his name, but I'd like to mention that this guy is a total puss.  This is about to be the third batman he's owned with his bare hands since he arrived and he still can't get around the open chasm to my fortress.  You'd think after all that he'd have grown a pair and just charged the giant cave swallow lounging on my porch.

[Lord Byte]

"Autumnalboarded the Ultimate Destroyer", a microcline mug.  I swear that as soon as this fort fails I'm going to grab that mug with my adventurer and use it as my main weapon

[Dragooble]

a dark elf priest named ava stretched snots

her parents must think they have a sense of humor 

EDIT: on a side note according to cata evilwraths (awesome name ) in 1049 imila pleatedsloths entered the priesthood of the ruthless cathedral of the doctrine of drool in pitsounded

[notxmania]

One of the dwarf civs is called "The familial arena".

Sounds like jerry springer.