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[Jualin]

"Nirmek Escortgloves the Defended Bulwark is a deity of The Infinite Tower of Trusting. Nirmek Escortgloves the Defended Bulwark most often takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with fortresses."

There's just something about a god with a last name like Escortgloves.

[Cthulhu]

There's a store in my newest guy's hometown called The Vanished Help.  Sounds like Wal-Mart's electronics department.

Better one, obscene, and obscenely coincidental.

Simin Manrivers.  What are the odds of those coming together?

[R1ck]

Best deity name ever: Ted. Just Ted. He was most often depicted as a lizard and associated with muck.
Best Artifact: The Infinite Shriek of Saints. I guess they need a exorcist or something.
Also, Kon Decentbow: He was a human born in 777 and he ruled from the Purple Euphoria of the
Fabulous Coalition in Kissedgrooved. That guy had all the luck.
I also found a elf named Yarare Cheerfulgrowl and a store named the Joke of Good.

[Skizelo]

Best deity name ever: Ted. Just Ted. He was most often depicted as a lizard and associated with muck.

Wasn't he in Sacrifice?

[Logical2u]

"The Patterned Speech of Murder" - The nick my adventurer got recently. Apparently he killed a lot of people AND sounded good doing it

"Pitmine the Pointy Amusement" - an adamantine idol. How was it amusing? I don't really want to know.

"The Robust Disemboweler of Plaiting" - uhm, ew?

"Avuz the Heat of Caves" - associated with magma, whouddathunkit?

[Kagus]

Best deity name ever: Ted. Just Ted. He was most often depicted as a lizard and associated with muck.

Wasn't he in Sacrifice?

No, no, you're thinking of James.  The worm god.

James.  The worm.  Earthworm Jim.  Took me a few years to figure it out, but boy did I ever figure it out when I did!


Well now that's a peculiar sentence....

[Cthulhu]

Earthworm Jim was one of the games that shaped my childhood.  I could never get past the part where you were falling down the infinite pit and there was the robot thing or something, but I watched the demo and saw the skydiving thing and always wanted to get there.

EDIT:  This was a random name I just generated.  Tode Bunnycarnages.

[Aqizzar]

Also, Kon Decentbow: He was a human born in 777 and he ruled from the Purple Euphoria of the Fabulous Coalition in Kissedgrooved. That guy had all the luck.

When they say "and they lived happily ever after", they mean this guy's life.

The Fabulous Coalition would make a great name for a dance/house group.

[Reasonableman]

Or, possibly, a gay bar.

On another note, I just recently had an adventurer named "Shadu Twinklefrenzies." Somehow, Jack Nicholson comes to mind.

"Heeeeeeres Urist!"

[slMagnvox]

Rolled up a pocket world dominated by a Sinister Ocean.  Named The Stupid Ocean.

So, uh where'd you go on vacation?

You know, the stupid ocean.

[Cthulhu]

"But mommy, I wanna go to Batmanland!  I don't wanna go to the big stupid ocean!"

[Astus Ater]

Eve Flickeredsizzle the Warm Sparks, deity: fire.

[Footkerchief]

My current adventurer, Kogsak Soldiercudgel the Hermitic Balls of Broiling.

Yes, he really is that hardcore.

[Xonara]

I don't remember if it was a group name or a region name, but once I saw something named "The Sizzling Stake." Yummm... 

[Cthulhu]

There's a brook in my world next to a terrifying volcano called Fellblossom.  Not funny, sounds like a really scary flower.