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[Samuel]

Leave it to an elf to have a last name that contains the word "combat", but is still hilariously gay.

Nemo Tulipcombat.

I like to imagine him prancing about smacking dwarves in the face with a flower- before my ranger promptly put a crossbow bolt through his face.

[Serrational]

I like to imagine him prancing about smacking dwarves in the face with a flower- before my ranger promptly put a crossbow bolt through his face.

The day the elves sucessfully breed in a superdense hypersharp flower is the day you regret that comment...

[elizar]

The Fields of Virginity. Strangely enough it was a wilderness biome, not a good one. Humans made several hamlets there.

[Poliphorum]

A town called Babysnacks.

[ExdeathV]

I had an ocean called The Blueness of Balls. Now my all time favorite name was a dwarf named BabyKiller of Evil. I decided to take his name seriously, and kill all children.

[Geen]

I met a mayor named "Facebroken Painballs"

I then proceeded to break his skull and kick him in the lower body repeatedly.

I also met a bronze colossus with the title of "Burningpants"

[Urist is dead tome]

I used to have a family of dwarves by the name of Fatcake, they would have unlucky adventures. Often killed by the same beast over and over.

[Kamamura]

"Witch of Bitches", goblin civ

[Urist McCheeseMaker]

"Witch of Bitches", goblin civ

<3

[Nirreln]

There's something fishy about this dwarven civ. 

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[Serrational]

There's something fishy about this dwarven civ. 

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They might be... evil eye-raping HFS-covered rainbows...
I don't want to accept an elven dwarf civ...

[BodyGripper]

A little hellion by the name of Endok Hatchetlessons just showed up at my fortress.  I see great things in his future.  Assuming he survives to become an adult.

[PTTG??]

There's something fishy about this dwarven civ. 

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Ahem.

Might I remind you of the Norse battle-maidens, the Valkyries? Associated with Birfrost, the Rainbow? Which ride mighty warhorses into the carnage of battle, recover the souls of the honorable dead, and at the end of time, will do battle mightily against the forces of evil?

As far as I can tell, your goddess here is that without all the "recovering the souls" busywork and more of the doing battle mightily. And the rainbows.

[Serrational]

There's something fishy about this dwarven civ. 

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Ahem.

Might I remind you of the Norse battle-maidens, the Valkyries? Associated with Birfrost, the Rainbow? Which ride mighty warhorses into the carnage of battle, recover the souls of the honorable dead, and at the end of time, will do battle mightily against the forces of evil?

As far as I can tell, your goddess here is that without all the "recovering the souls" busywork and more of the doing battle mightily. And the rainbows.

Yes, but my Norse slipped up there. And unless the Honourable Toady decides to add in mystic stuff like that, it remains down to us to battle the evil HFS...

[Jeoshua]

I first noticed it in Adventure mode, so I guess this counts.

My "continent" is named "The Realm of Releasing"... the southern ice cap is names "The Yellow Snow"

(It is also Sinister  )