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Fistbeard

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1605 on: February 02, 2011, 03:12:18 pm »
'Fuckblade' Swordhowl.
Legendary Swordsdwarf.

Oh, and I've also found a kobold named Stroker.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1606 on: February 02, 2011, 06:56:43 pm »
Quote from: Fistbeard on February 02, 2011, 03:12:18 pm
Oh, and I've also found a kobold named Stroker.

Is it sad that the first thing that popped into my head when I read that was something vulgar?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1607 on: February 03, 2011, 09:45:23 am »
Quote from: Doro on February 01, 2011, 01:21:24 pm
THE ARTIFICIAL HELL

A precise description of many a fortress out there.

Quote from: Tastysaurus Rex on February 02, 2011, 03:20:48 am
Recently gen'd a new world. There's a dorf civ called The Mountain of Papers. Who knew the little guys were so bureaucratic?

It's the moments like these that make world genning fun.
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Quote from: CinnibarMan on October 31, 2010, 07:22:30 pm
" It... it's finally over. Oh Armok it was like the end of days in some kind of gristly death bathtub of untold horror and wow that is a nice waterfall."
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1608 on: February 04, 2011, 01:31:07 pm »
A whole lot of hilarious names in a newly genned world.

First of all we have civilizations, 'The Ropes of Wetting' right next to 'The Vines of Teaching'. Kinky.

Nearby are 'The Hate of Taxes'. I'm with these guys. Just as we all are.

'The Fellowship of Whipping'. I think they are friends with the Vines of Teaching.

There're others along these lines, such as 'Moistenedwitches'.

Next is 'The Seducer of Puke'.

'The Wax of Love'.

Needless to say, the DF generator is deep in the gutter.


It just topped itself: 'The Slippery Staff'.
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Quote from: CinnibarMan on October 31, 2010, 07:22:30 pm
" It... it's finally over. Oh Armok it was like the end of days in some kind of gristly death bathtub of untold horror and wow that is a nice waterfall."
Quote from: TherosPherae on November 06, 2010, 02:02:29 pm
Embarked on a haunted volcano. I am currently terrorized by skeletal alligators.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1609 on: February 05, 2011, 05:19:51 am »
RNG strikes again. "Dik the Hairy Itch", a human god of muck. Why?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1610 on: February 05, 2011, 02:54:43 pm »
Quote from: NewSheoth on February 04, 2011, 01:31:07 pm
A whole lot of hilarious names in a newly genned world.

First of all we have civilizations, 'The Ropes of Wetting' right next to 'The Vines of Teaching'. Kinky.

Nearby are 'The Hate of Taxes'. I'm with these guys. Just as we all are.

'The Fellowship of Whipping'. I think they are friends with the Vines of Teaching.

There're others along these lines, such as 'Moistenedwitches'.

Next is 'The Seducer of Puke'.

'The Wax of Love'.

Needless to say, the DF generator is deep in the gutter.


It just topped itself: 'The Slippery Staff'.
Hah, I can top that. Litheme Crotchsucked, forgotten beast.


I was looking through legends mode just now and I saw the most terrifying forgotten beast yet. His very name struck fear into my heart. They called him...
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1611 on: February 05, 2011, 03:53:53 pm »
Dark Fortress Law-Giver:Snazuz Zalomiz "The Gleeful Happiness Of Daisies"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1612 on: February 06, 2011, 04:47:45 am »
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Hah, I can top that. Litheme Crotchsucked, forgotten beast.
Fucking legendary, man..
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Quote from: Ieb on December 08, 2011, 06:27:16 am
I figured the guy was a goner too when a noseless bat from hell flew right over the fortifications and attacked.

Samuel

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« Reply #1613 on: February 06, 2011, 02:54:09 pm »
My crazy badass militia commander, after brutally killing 11 Troglodytes and a Cave Crocodile, earned herself a title. Dumed Relicenjoys is now Dumed Relicenjoys the Cage of Noses!

I may have discovered some correlation between a creature's actions and their subsequent namings. The only named Troglodyte of the bunch, who'd killed a gem setter fell to Dumed briefly after she cut his nose off with her axe!

Not sure what the cage is about, though.
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« Reply #1614 on: February 06, 2011, 03:29:15 pm »
My newly genned world with visible caves has one called "Hell of Friends"

Apparently the RNG dabbles in existentialism.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1615 on: February 06, 2011, 05:14:23 pm »
Just made a female adventure the specializes in ranged combat. The name the RNG give me right off the bat? Ingish Ozkakfeb.  Or in other words, Bodice Carriedarrows.
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I just realized two things. 1. For the Win and F___ the World have the same initials. 2. They have the same meaning in Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1616 on: February 06, 2011, 08:01:30 pm »
Quote from: Tamren on May 07, 2007, 02:55:00 pm
ARGH! The stupid random word engine strikes again.<P>After gaining some reknown and clearing out the various beasties for the entire kingdom of Ecenpardur, i have started to take missions from its ruler and have annihilated my second hydra.<P>It was then that i notices my title.<P>I am Tamren Chaosknight! The fiery burns of loving!<P>...... yeah
Best chaos knight ever.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1617 on: February 06, 2011, 08:16:05 pm »
Gorgeburns. nuf said
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1618 on: February 09, 2011, 06:17:17 pm »
Quote from: ext0l on February 01, 2011, 09:14:58 pm


There's a town called 'Pasttimefights'


You must retire there.  In fact, turn it into a retirement community for adventurers!
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1619 on: February 11, 2011, 07:53:07 pm »
My cook adopted a muskox and named him Tholtig Lovehandles.
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