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Maxxeh

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1170 on: May 05, 2010, 03:56:55 pm »

My dwarves are all enemies of

'the torments of frigidity'

I guess they like sex?  or theres some weird unwillingly frigid goblin tribe out there.. lol
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1171 on: May 09, 2010, 12:56:19 pm »

Random name generator gave me:

Teme Footonion

I assume his feet smell.
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Robocorn

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1172 on: May 09, 2010, 01:05:33 pm »

The humans kicked me out of Releasebusts

I've since become their greatest enemy

Fault

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1173 on: May 09, 2010, 03:14:41 pm »

The humans kicked me out of Releasebusts

I've since become their greatest enemy

YOU ARE A GREAT MAN
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1174 on: May 09, 2010, 05:17:12 pm »

Gorhax Angrybaby.

I shit you not xD
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lolghurt

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1175 on: May 10, 2010, 05:52:30 am »

Why is random not actually random?
I am currently in a town named Bitchbitch the Bloated Bitch of Bitches. Seriously
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It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1176 on: May 10, 2010, 08:33:44 am »

Why is random not actually random?
I am currently in a town named Bitchbitch the Bloated Bitch of Bitches. Seriously
I think it's an effect of adding a redundant word to the language file.
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Jay

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1177 on: May 10, 2010, 08:36:43 am »

I had a diagnostician dwarf named Urist Zodenzoden.
...Yes, that's right, "Urist Househouse" was a member of my fortress.
It's only fitting, right?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1178 on: May 22, 2010, 03:15:54 pm »

In 202, Kubuk began worshiping the bronze colossus Kes Boltedskin the Disemboweled Cat.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1179 on: May 22, 2010, 03:34:05 pm »

I had a diagnostician dwarf named Urist Zodenzoden.
...Yes, that's right, "Urist Househouse" was a member of my fortress.
It's only fitting, right?

That's a chief medical dwarf if I ever saw one. Second only to Urist SawBones.
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Tradanbattlan

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1180 on: May 22, 2010, 04:54:44 pm »

I had a diagnostician dwarf named Urist Zodenzoden.
...Yes, that's right, "Urist Househouse" was a member of my fortress.
It's only fitting, right?
Does he have his own show?

Jay

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1181 on: May 23, 2010, 03:47:36 pm »

I had a diagnostician dwarf named Urist Zodenzoden.
...Yes, that's right, "Urist Househouse" was a member of my fortress.
It's only fitting, right?
Does he have his own show?
The fort can't afford to cast Hugh Laurie.
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Dante

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1182 on: May 23, 2010, 04:47:24 pm »

Except in obsidian.


And even then, the mould is ...cracked.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1183 on: May 24, 2010, 06:00:17 am »

It's not that they can't afford him, it's just that 80% of the time it's Lupus, caused by actual werewolves and he just can't take the stress.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1184 on: May 24, 2010, 05:58:10 pm »

Etru Gigolkopoh Urbedshonethcaspa Pan

Or

Etru Riddledstakes the Doomed Hell-Heaven of Work

I wonder how it works exactly?
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