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[Dante]

Edit: she clearly had six fingers on each hand, if you know what I mean:

[Fault]

ha ha ha oh wow
I love that this game keeps track of this.

my favourite one's gotta be "I had a cousin named sigun.. oh and by theway he was also my husband," like she just forgot and added that on there.

[Dante]

Yeah. Also turns out her uncle (cousin) worshipped the bronze colossus that killed all her family, including grandmother (aunt) and husband (cousin), except for said uncle. So she sent me to kill it. (as if)

[Raz]

I had a civilization that was called "The Blanketed Muffin".

/thread

[Untelligent]

Just generated a new world to adventure in. Noteable region names:


The Wordy Continents
The Disembowled Forest
The Artificial Desert
The Plains of Strangling
The Mire of Families
The Relieved Desert
The Island of Proliferating
The Hills of Wetting
The Hill of Urges
The Hills of Filth
The Pristine Lacy-Hill
The Mucous Water
The Dune of Spiders

[Plank of Wood]

The Toast-National of Fancying.


FORWARD TO WAR, TOAST-PEOPLE!

[Corona688]

They could mean toast in the drinky rather than crunchy sense.

One of my dwarves keeps making figurines of a "Lershi Apeuncle", an apparently badass human who did things like tame eagles and journey all hither and yon.  All in compensation for his silly name.

[Intelligent Shade of Blue]

Found a stream named the Warrior of Pants... Really makes you wonder what inspired someone to name it that.

[silhouette]

they saw my adventurer who wears only pants, and fights with nothing but pants.

[Luraien]

A friend of mine got 'Floorboards' the other day

[Shmashed]

[Cerion]

A town called Sharkproblems. In the middle of a desert.

[Dante]

Got to watch those sand sharks.

[Plank of Wood]

"Eagleloves", a mountainside town which, promptly, was raped by Giant Eagles.

[Yarn]

Well this...

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Seems very appropriate.

EDIT: And he dies by the first thing he meets, a dwarven doctor with a battle axe, perfect.