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[LASD]

(Bump, this was the only name thread I remember seeing and with the new version should be interesting to read)

Not really funny, just absolutely amazing:

A goblin civ that is composed of:
  638 dusk elves
  32 dusk elves as prisoners
  781 normans
and only 7 goblins

The name?
Lonngerxung, The Subordinate Wickedness.

... too awesome.

[Sean Mirrsen]

The goblins probably have a lonnger "xung". Hur hur hur.

[Fault]

IN THE NEW VERSION

human civ: the empire of business
human group: the group of god
Hill titan: (name) The bronze sack
Goblin civ: the creepy monsters

[Intelligent Shade of Blue]

So, the new version is great for usually having more megabeasts to kill besides giants. Unfortunately, some of them have... less than frightening names:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Manpearl the werewolf... who dwells in the Eastern Shafts... >_<

[Fault]

Manpearl is so bad that demons think he's vile.

[Intelligent Shade of Blue]

Manpearl is so bad that demons think he's vile.

Indeed... More specifically - and perhaps even more frightening- demons who lead goblinized elves. It seemed every single resident of that dark tower, aside from the demon, was an elf.

[Sylverone]

From the previous version:
"The Flayed Land" - continent
"The Mountain of Ambiguity"- mountain range (How ambiguous could a mountain range be?)
"The Mountain of Tournaments" - mountain range - Must be Olympus!
"The Hill of Distractions" - hill biome
"The Incidental Jungle of Treasures" - jungle
"The Hot Fair Winter" - tundra (Make up your mind! Is it hot, fair, or winter!)
"The puzzling Water" - ocean

From the new v.31.01:
"The Cavernous Coven", a group
"In 152, the human Obin Castleancient became the holy sheen of The Doctrine of Glossing." (How appropriate.)
"Amxu Poisonsizzled the God-forsaken Cremation of Bejeweling"

And the finale:
"Utes Wraithleaked the Vile Flash of Angels", a legendary goblin as I recall.

[BodyGripper]

There was a town (maybe a forest retreat) known as The Wet Climax.   
Also, I once randomly generated a Group known as the Board of Eviscerators.  I've been reusing that one ever since.

[Solifuge]

In the new version, I genned a Blind Cave Fish Man adventurer named Babin Cloud-eye. The untranslated last name was "Lunker". His description listed him as gigantic overall to boot.



To add insult to injury, he was killed by being fished up by a bear,  while swimming downriver, getting snatched up by its jaws, and shaken around by the torso.

[Fault]

Also, I once randomly generated a Group known as the Board of Eviscerators.  I've been reusing that one ever since.

hah, my randomly generated group name had "EVISCERATE" in it too. I named the save file after them to remember it.

"The Hill of Distractions" - hill biome

For some reason this is the most terrifying biome name I've seen so far

WHAT THE HELL IS IN THOSE HILLS

[Snorlax Buttblood]

I've much enjoyed the randomgen names notable ones:

Religions: "The Crazed Faith" and "The denomination of kissing"

But by far the funniest name (which had me laughing tears) was for a very long mountain range that runs the length of my map vertically, delightfully named "The Hardy Spine of Euphoria" hahaha! Best. penis. joke. ever.

[Mr Doctor]

I made a spearman, his randomly generated name was Gel Fishnoses.

He got attacked by 5 wolves, stabbed them all in the gut then took a bloody darn long time trying to stab them to death with a bronze spear while they were vomiting.

Seriously, it's an unconscious wolf lying in a pool of its own bloody vomit and he has to stab it in the fourth left back toe, shattering the nail and accidentally getting his spear stuck in the wound.
That same wolf was earlier stabbed in the head, bruising the muscle, shattering the skull and severing a tendon in the head.
It SUFFOCATED to death ;_;
Bronze spears are hilarious.

[Areku]

Just made a completely fortress, and forgot to change the name or at least check it out. And then the "Beggining of a new fort" screen appears. It read:

"In this place, Biban Deler, "Balls of Steel". Strike the earth!"


I <3 RNG.

[BodyGripper]

The humans always come up with great names, but my favorite was "The Confederacy of Clobbering".  Sounds like a wrestling faction.

[Omegastick]

I just started in a town called "Runaxe" XD