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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #690 on: November 05, 2008, 10:40:21 pm »

"The Hate of Snots"

Goblin civ name. no wonder they're at war with everyone. they must have started every major war since forever with people who mocked their name.
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« Reply #691 on: November 08, 2008, 08:37:53 pm »

Urist Luregar, "Urist Hateold"

His first opponent (a groundhog) died of old age during the battle.
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« Reply #692 on: November 09, 2008, 02:52:41 am »

Urist Luregar, "Urist Hateold"

His first opponent (a groundhog) died of old age during the battle.
Wow... Just, wow... That is incredibly... Wow.
First, he hates old animals so much that he decides to kill a groundhog of age, then the groundhog insults him a bit more by not making his blows kill him and instead peacefully dies of old age...

"C'mon, hurry up and kill me! I'm gettin' old here!"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #693 on: November 09, 2008, 05:03:20 am »

Punchpalace. I can imagine an epic brawl there.
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« Reply #694 on: November 10, 2008, 05:41:32 am »

In fortress mode i got a randomly generated name that i decided to use regulary: Berabod - Earthstricken !

How cool is that ?
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« Reply #695 on: November 10, 2008, 05:01:13 pm »

Doren Limulitnet, Doren the golden uncertainity ... asociated with gambling ... i'm starting to think that this is more than just a coincidence ....
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #696 on: November 10, 2008, 10:01:02 pm »

It's no coincidence; deities frequently have names based on their... er, deityness.
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« Reply #697 on: November 11, 2008, 02:19:00 am »

Actually, i meant that it could not be coincidence that all the randomly generated names could turn out to be so awesome
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« Reply #698 on: November 11, 2008, 02:48:02 am »

A loooong time ago I checked the name for my fortress and was horrified at DF's suggestion. Nutsack. Yup, just Nutsack.
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« Reply #699 on: November 11, 2008, 03:29:55 am »

A demon-worshipping goblin civ I have is named "The Greatest Demon". Seems childish, somehow.
A loooong time ago I checked the name for my fortress and was horrified at DF's suggestion. Nutsack. Yup, just Nutsack.

I didn't think I could still laugh at these, but there you go.
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« Reply #700 on: November 15, 2008, 09:56:55 pm »

a brook called groovedfainted the infamy of tributes. i think this i referring to how you get nothing for helping out towns being harassed by (semi)megabeasts.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #701 on: November 19, 2008, 11:55:47 am »

dwarven metalsmith:
Tilat zagithenur, "child devilhug"

artifact:
bibancim, "balljuice"

zombie titan (i got one too, yay... not):
gomath zasitalis, "legend knifekiss"

ironicly, gomath grabbed bibancim, and killed tilat with it.

for those who want to know what the artifact was:
bibancim, "balljuice", an adimantine shield, cafted by Tilat zagithenur.
this is a masterwork adimantine shield. all craftdwarfship is of the hieghest quality. it menaces with spikes of adimantine, aluninum, gold, and tiger eye. it is encrusted with adimantine. on the item is an image of a dwarf and an elf in adimantine. the dwarf is striking down the elf. on the item is an image of a titan and an elf in giant cave spider silk. the titan is striking down the elf.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #702 on: November 19, 2008, 01:21:43 pm »

Welcome to the mountain halls of Nutsweat!
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« Reply #703 on: November 23, 2008, 07:22:53 am »

Dik Ethlalquogub, "Dik Showercreams"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #704 on: November 23, 2008, 07:29:51 am »

Dik Ethlalquogub, "Dik Showercreams"

... Oh god. xD
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