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Author Topic: Funniest Names  (Read 785528 times)

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #645 on: October 09, 2008, 02:29:25 am »

Alath Whippedmartyr
-Seems very fitting.

Nil Cleanboots
-Those have gotta be some clean boots.

Ayst Soakedsacks
-Best Fricking name ever

Kogsak Slutangel
-Hmm...
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #646 on: October 09, 2008, 11:44:01 pm »

This isn't from adventure mode, but it's funny as heck anyways.

In a Goblin Fortress I was running, I got an immigrant fisherman with the name "Arstruk Incestenjoy"
I immediately made him the head of my military, and gave him a flail (closest thing you can get to a whip).
In the same fortress, I had a squad named "The Horrible Lovers"
If you want to see the RNG at it's best, play as goblins.

that being said:
In another game, I have an elite (female) marksdwarf with the title "The Naughty Release of Men"  :o
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #647 on: October 12, 2008, 02:46:28 am »

I immediately made him the head of my military, and gave him a flail (closest thing you can get to a whip).

Wait, wait, wait.  What?  You can't make whips in Fortress mode for some reason?  I know they have them in the game, I make lasher adventurers all the time.
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« Reply #648 on: October 12, 2008, 02:13:45 pm »

You can make all the whips you want! (if your civ can make them)

You just can't convince your dwarves (or goblins or humans or whatever) to use them unless you do some rather clever modding.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #649 on: October 12, 2008, 08:35:18 pm »

gave him a flail (closest thing you can get to a whip)
I know they have them in the game
You just can't convince your dwarves (or goblins or humans or whatever) to use them unless you do some rather clever modding.
Well..  That got it down perfectly...

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #650 on: October 12, 2008, 10:06:35 pm »

I had a Goblin Tower called "Monstrousrape" once.

It amused me.

(I can't remember if the demon there was a tentacle demon, unfortunately.)
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« Reply #651 on: October 15, 2008, 03:07:41 am »

Sodel Cluttergods the Godly Godly God-God of Gods.

The really funny thing?  After 'Sodel' it's OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #652 on: October 15, 2008, 01:33:28 pm »

I had a Goblin Tower called "Monstrousrape" once.

It amused me.

(I can't remember if the demon there was a tentacle demon, unfortunately.)

Goblins can't be ruled by tentacle demons. Only "vanilla" demons.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #653 on: October 15, 2008, 09:36:01 pm »

Gesithanir Sedilthubilagakgunlel Odthist

I'm not translating that.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #654 on: October 16, 2008, 04:40:23 am »

Gesithanir Sedilthubilagakgunlel Odthist

I'm not translating that.

Well fine, be that way :(
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #655 on: October 16, 2008, 12:06:21 pm »

Just as well it wasn't translated, it's presumably contrived as it's 100% nasty.
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« Reply #656 on: October 16, 2008, 01:19:34 pm »

Oh god, is that a custom name? .....
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #657 on: October 16, 2008, 04:49:50 pm »

I got an ocean... lovingly called

"The water of drowning"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #658 on: October 17, 2008, 01:34:19 am »

Had an adventurer whose first name escapes me.
Randomly generated last name: RhymeBusts
And hoo-ah I had em all in check
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #659 on: October 17, 2008, 07:24:54 pm »

Your translator is all well and good, but it's missing the The, the Of, and the hyphens.  Pretty important stuff.
Anyway, no, that was NOT a custom name.
That was the RNG for a goblin tower.

Random Name Generator or rather in this case Random Name Generated
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