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[Mastatsan]

Just generated a human female named Gemo Bartactics

Maybe she knows ways to get cheap drinks, or something...

[Nonanonymous]

Clearly, she is a master of the ancient Dwarven art of Bar Fighting.

[Nonanonymous]

"In 205, The Larval Scourge of the Lucky Inconsiderate Incest founded Waxedstolen."

Also from the same civ, the Ungodly Palace of Malice.  I like the rhyme of it.

Edit:  Argh, double post.  I could have sworn someone else had replied already.

[KoE]

More awesome than funny - I got a randomly genned group in Fortress mode named The Merchants... of FURY. Whilst going through for more than that to add to the topic, I noticed that the one dwarf who doesn't seem to be insane (ie have some rather opposing entries in his personality) has the surname of Channelburied. Maybe I shouldn't have him be the extra miner/broker dwarf...

Also went on a random-fortress-name-generating rampage and got a couple of interesting ones.

Swallowfloor - sounds like my first experience with skylights and semi-constant caveins.
Clubpaddles - Just seems funny 'cause they're essentially the same thing.

[Sylverone]

Funny:

Uromxugot Asri "The Purple Block of Blazes" - an artwork featuring four demons, carved in willow
Romorope "The Common Pattern" - "It is a finely designed image of waves in Alder."
"The Aching Tummies" - A finely designed image of dwarves traveling
"The Skewers of Idleness" - A well-designed image of two ballista arrows
"The Admiration of Admiring" - An image of broad crosses


Cool/Serious:

"The Ashen Jungles"
"The Field of Pines"
"Lightningclaps" - the name of a giant
Teshil "Thunderblood" - an adventurer
"The Long Molten Memory-Desert of Stars" - Appropriately, a desert
Jubulesno Bekat "The Sable Forest of Fells"


The Coolest:

Tosidnoglesh "The Armored Savages" - Stukos "Sharkhelms" dwarven military squad

[Mastatsan]

Just found a Coni Admiredmurders.  Apparently this guy does some of the best murdering in all the land.

Also, to the person above me... "Field of Pines" is a serious name?  Sounds kinda like polar opposites to me.

[RebelZhouYuWu]

One mayor gave me a quest from a group called "The Band of Clapping."

[Naze]

A child named "Rope Musclejoke" Told me I was gonna die before I killed him with my whip.

[Sean Mirrsen]

I can't think of any better fitting names. It's still a bug though.

[Cthulhu]

Twins!

[Loctavus]

Some squad names :

The Pillars of Denting
The Ones of Anguish
The Bristles of Beer

I especially like that last one, brings to mind screaming, unshaven axedwarves drunk on dwarven ale.

[Harlemagne]

Just made a male adventurer named Pethit Flingdashed.
My guess is that he is adventuring to find his father.

[Untelligent]

Ecsha Ballsquirt. Female human. No kids.

[Sylverone]

All of these names are frommy first session with the new build

>>Funny:

"Ozud Hexyells the Dutiful Magician", goblin
"Werestokers", a dark fortress (For some reason, I laughed at this one)
"Asiz Gleamrenowned the Years of Domination", cyclops (This one had a modest history of pillaging)

"Spatteredmachine", a mountain fortress
   Owner: The Trampled Wheels, dwarves
   Parent Civ: The Mechanical Sack, dwarves
   Leader: Kogan Cloisterclinch, dwarf
   33 dwarves

"The Innocent Mine", a cave
   3 giants (!!irony!!)
   5 naked mole dogs
   384 bats
   327 cave spiders

>>Cool:

"Cloudshadows the Greatest Nightmare", a cave
"The First Deep", a cave
"Blazedhollow the Diminished Yell", a cave (By the time you reach the bottom, no one will be able to hear you scream...)
"The Crevice of Impunity", a cave
"Eno SteelFlesh", a human adventurer (Brutally destroyed by a giant)

[Jinxed Captain Morgan]

Bendi Spreadflowers - Female Human
Seto Soarnuts - Male Human