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[Strangething]

I had an adventurer called "Droopmuffins." I love random names.

[Untelligent]

I love the new version. Also:


-In 123, Furi Spoonscoops settled in Roadpokes.

-In 21, the son of a founding dwarf was slain by a giant in The Deep of Heroes. The fallen dwarf's name? Olin Cactuspaddled.

-Two caves named The Dark Deep. TWO.

-Speaking of caves... "Arrowcaverns the Amusing Coincidences."

[DwarfMan69]

Bosa Incestbuttocks, a goblin.

[Davion]

In one of my newly generated worlds an evil civilization is called The Lie of Buttocks. While they have that silly civilization name, they have some pretty badass names for other things:

The Unspeakable Bastion
The God-forsaken Fortress
The Glum Bridge
The Palace of Lies

There's also a town called Skirtbutter.

[Nonanonymous]

Edodnom, 'Boredgods' the cougar.  That says a lot about the nearby dwarves outlook on their religion.

[LumenPlacidum]

Aslot Dunehate the Wild Pregnancy of Incest was a goblin born in 1. She was the eldest daughter of Dostngosp Monstergalls the Young Scourge-Stigma and Stozu Wickedechoed.

In 13, Aslot Dunehate the Wild Pregnancy of Incest became a guard of The Splattered Sins.

In 18, Aslot Dunehate the Wild Pregnancy of Incest gave birth to Utes Monstrousbodice the Vision of Requiring, her only daughter.

So much awful on this one legends page.

[LrZeph]

Uhhh, i have an awkward one, Badumaduc (thats Baby rape for you laymen)
and a Suicide girl

[Neoptolemus]

Apuk Gomronum just told me that "The Dune of Fondling" is less than a day's travel from my current location. The number one tourist destination no doubt.

EDIT: Perhaps not. It's a place of "great evil". I'm willing to bet this Apuk's idea of "evil" differs from mine in many crucial ways.

[Untelligent]

Sog Strengthtake the Decisive Boulders was a cyclops.
In 15, Sog struck down Sahthet Trampleclobbered.

In 232, Nako Stupidhated took up residence in The Disloyal Towers in Nudescourges.

A human girl named Stredac Ballrubs.

In 285, Atho Clinchedcuddles became a member of The Denomination of Squeezing.

Two of the human religions: The Sect of Mold and The Coven of Mold.

[Astus Ater]

The Spear-Council of Squirting...

...oh my.

[Untelligent]

After I accepted his quest to kill a giant, the local spearmaster told me to experience the weather. >_>

[Astus Ater]

Huh, found another one: usbu Seducednudes the Bad Relief of Ramparts.

[Viserion]

Epic fortress name...

'Beerdeath'

[Sean Mirrsen]

Heh, beerdeath. It's also with beerd

I've got Nelara Belchmurders the Mists of Mystery, zombie black dragon.

[KoE]

Had a giant by the name of Gok Nutsearches (or Nutssearches I can't remember which) who resided in a tiny cave called The Portentous Shaft. Same one I mentioned somewhere else around here that basically ate three adventurers before the group telling me to whack 'im either gave up or he wised up and moved out before somebody got lucky with a crossbow.