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[Gibbles]

Cero "Godlyballs"

'nuff said.

[Sowelu]

sigh.  I never thought I'd post this here.  It's a piece of art.  First, the description:

It is a superiorly designed image of Logem Healerworks the dwarf by Logem Healerworks.  Logem Healerworks is engraving.  The artwork relates to the masterful engraving "The Golden Inch" created by Logem Healerworks for The Blowing Papers at Gaterocks in the late spring of 1053.

Named... "The Immortal Nuts."

Yeah, I guess he'd NEED huge ones to engrave a picture of how great he is at engraving.

[Gibbles]

Got my friend started on DF's adventure mode, first name that comes up is Ise Rapeslow.

lol wut?

[Lobsta]

I have a deity named (or something) ''Zedot Lakelobster the Oceanic Oceanic Paddle-lobster of boats'' ...I mean wow.

[FluffyToast J]

Just met a mayor called (first name) Punchmortal. He must be a nice fellow...

[gerkinzola]

2 historical figures in my adventuring world-
Ras Ebekomo Mim Tunul "Ras Labouredbell the Handle of Dikes"
Leteng Rilemosod "Leteng the Youthful Bone"

[gerkinzola]

quote:Originally posted by Sowelu:
<STRONG>sigh.  I never thought I'd post this here.  It's a piece of art.  First, the description:

It is a superiorly designed image of Logem Healerworks the dwarf by Logem Healerworks.  Logem Healerworks is engraving.  The artwork relates to the masterful engraving "The Golden Inch" created by Logem Healerworks for The Blowing Papers at Gaterocks in the late spring of 1053.

Named... "The Immortal Nuts."

Yeah, I guess he'd NEED huge ones to engrave a picture of how great he is at engraving.</STRONG>

I'd say he'd need Immortal nuts to compensate for "The Golden Inch"

[Jay]

quote:Originally posted by gerkinzola:
<STRONG>

I'd say he'd need Immortal nuts to compensate for "The Golden Inch"</STRONG>

Haaaaaa.
Also...

Fortressale the Abbey of Legends

I wonder how many legendaries I'll have coming out of this place?

[Kyselina]

Is it FortessSale or FortressAle?

[Sean Mirrsen]

I got an adventurer named Gulfball..
Made me want to mod in a 5-iron for a weapon...

[Greiger]

I¤i Naturewinds
(Fal ken Sebben: Haha! Fart jokes.)

Dixil Cheerfuljuggler
(Civ leader.  Worked his way up the corporate ladder from jester)

Kammat Openriddled
(Civ leader. Dixil Cheerfuljuggler's son.  I'm serious.)

Stinth„d Mutelancer...Worshipped Bebmal the Speechlessness of Quiescence
(so is that why he's a mute lancer?)

Ozo the Most Axe, red dragon: fire, war
(Can't get much more nonsensical than that.)

[Jay]

quote:Originally posted by Greiger:
<STRONG>I¤i Naturewinds
(Fal ken Sebben: Haha! Fart jokes.)
</STRONG>

I don't want to nitpick on your old-cartoon reference, but...  His name is actually Falcon Seven.
Now, when they revisited that show (Harvey Birdman: Attourney At Law), he became PHIL Ken Sebben, but that's a different story.
None of these had their labors changed.  They are exactly as they were generated by the game (they were all immigrants) except for the nobles.  Them I had to set, of course.

Ustath Lovedtrade - My broker.  Who knew?

Monom Tomestattoo - My engraver.  I suppose it fits, he did have to engrave my tombs...

Iteb Tombmeets - Coincidence, as he died the minute I assigned him a sarcophagus.

Zuntir Gearedheated - My armorsmith.  Figures.

Adil Earthenrock - Is that even possible?  He was my miner, though.

Lorbam Sizzlehelms - Zuntir Gearedheated's apprentice.

Imush Diamondpolishes - My gem cutter.

Zulban Beachships - He was my pump operator.

Iteb Glazeseal - Glassmaker.  Odd.

Lolor Boltedraked - Ran from the ambush that killed Iteb Tombmeets.

Iton Crylabored - A baby, who I assume cried while his mother worked.

Aban Workerclasp - Fortress manager, tasked with keeping my dwarves busy.

Mistem Lettersanctums - Mayor.

Atir Ceilingshot - Bone Carver, but Marksman all the same.

Edem Nightlabors - I suppose he was an insomniac.

Solon Basementslide - He collapsed the fort's basement.

Monom Roadtaught -  Must've taught the other dwarves while they were on their way here.

Atir Quakepapers - Bookkeeper.

Atir Tombsdreams - Mandated the construction of ten sarcophagi during his term as mayor.

Likot Papercrater - He must not like the Atir Quakepapers very much.

Sibrek Boltscries - He made all the bolts for Atir Ceilingshot.

Tobul Lashedlens - Must not like being seen on camera.

Ablel Flierrelics - Threw my fort's first artifact into the magma.  Then I sent him onto a raising drawbridge with my second artifact, a mechanism, inside.  You can guess what happened.

Zefon Quakeinks - Must be Atir Quakepaper's assistant.

Doren Canyonstasis - Fell down a cliff and was permanently paralyzed.

Heh, my entire fort has good names.

[Trollvottel]

I just drafted the latest round of immigrants ...
and found that their squad is called "The Sacks of Secreting".

[Greiger]

Yea, I didn't know his name exactly.  But its enough for somebody to get the joke.  I don't actually watch the show often enough to have remembered why everyone called him 'Phil'.  I just like his 'HaHA! <insert>' comments.

I genned another world but I didn't get any good names this time.  Just a demon named "Sad the Funeral of Heating".

[ April 25, 2008: Message edited by: Greiger ]

[Fualkner]

Mountain called The Finger of Delightening.

And a ocean called the Waters of Drink.