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[Kagus]

[Kyselina]

The Gin of Banning  

[Norrock]

the group my new dwarves came from has a name that starts out awesome then gets hilarious.

Bladebarbs the angry imprisoned

Starts out great doesn't it? here's the last part.

Anus-pearls.

Bladebarbs the angry imprisoned anus-pearls. Sigh.

[Kronos]

I had a fire imp that killed one of my dwarves and gained the name "drinkmessiah", and now I can only wonder why they would give a FIRE IMP such a beautifully dwarven name.

[gurra_geban]

the merchants from kanzas will be leaving soon ^^

[Patarak]

None of these names can beat "The Creamy League of Swallowing"!

[PTTG??]

I think the best names I ever found where on some elven trees I burned:

"The Cat of Worship"
"The Firey Vale" : Very, very accurate.
The Hairy Tulips, right next to the accurately named "Woodenshaft"
"The Fabulous Fountain" it's just famtastic.
"Roarrulled the Massive Glitter" : I imagine a catastrophic fall of giant steel confetti
"The Immortal Oak" : This pine is wrong on two accounts!

[Bullion]

Rope

Rope was associated with Discipline and punishment.
rope was normally depicted as a female human.

Seriously.

[Norrock]

'In 488, Stosbub Stopmenaced married Nguslu Monkeyincest.'

It's made all the better by the fact that I was talking to a goblin master thief.

[Kronos]

 

I'm worried about the kids in my fortress.

[ April 07, 2008: Message edited by: Kronos ]

[Untelligent]

The Swamp of Balls, The Hills of Yelling, the Noble Newt, and the Frosty Desert,  to name a few regions/features.

Some names from historical figures in the world I just created:

-Obok Releasepaper
...Judging from his name, he was either a criminal or a jailer's secretary. He worshipped the god of forgiveness, so probably the former.

-Limul Paddlecobras
...I wonder what his job was?

-Ale
...The name of an Elven god/force. Not surprising, since it translates as "leaf," but still...

-Zoku Fliercontest
...A human god of Youth. Stupid kids...

-Mori Typhoonmined
...Sounds difficult.

-Pethit Oatbunny
...what?

-Shama Submergedleopard
...Easily the best way to get rid of the goddamn cats.

-Mita Granitesnack
...Sounds hard on the teeth.

-Nikom Wordypointy
...Not a fun guy to argue with.

-Stozu Spiderdevil
...A demon. Seems fitting; if not to this guy, then to some other thing.

-Udib Boarshields
...Interesting tactic.

-Osman Sensualball
...O_o

-Ngilsho Severedie
...no comment.

-Ongu Beerscalded
...and that's exactly why you shouldn't leave your drink by the smelters while you go take a dump.

-Begu the Droopy Sponge
...Human god of families.

-Irum Drinkpaddle the Oar of Squids
...Wait, what's he drinking?

-Epxa Reknownedsmoothness
...Had ten kids. O_o

-Jalew Glorybowels
...Inventor of the Dwarven Laxative?

-Mesm Clenchproblem
...Might want to ask Jalew Glorybowels about that.

[ April 09, 2008: Message edited by: Untelligent ]

[Jay]

Oh hell yes.  After murdering a town, my adventurer got the name 'Jay' xxxx (forgot his last name) the Geared Spite of Empires.

He was wearing a full adamantine set, hence the Geared part.
Just pure awesome.

[PTTG??]

quote:Originally posted by Untelligent:
<STRONG>
...
-Jalew Glorybowels
...Inventor of the Dwarven Laxative?

-Mesm Clenchproblem
...Might want to ask Jalew Glorybowels about that.
</STRONG>

Humor is all in timing and spacing. This was a wonderful example.

[Okenido]

I have a swordsman with the title "the shady fluke of theaters"

[MathijsBuster]

The human faction in one of my games of dwarf fortress was called: "The Girlish Confederacy".

That made me laugh out loud.