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[Hired Goons]

I need to go slay the bane of my people: Boilglum the Warmth of Kindling...the zombie yeti. 

[AzyWng]

PTW.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Just discovered "Mating for Everyone" the kenaf scroll.

Also not a name exactly, but it always amuses me when authors write books ABOUT their previous books.

[ZM5]

I just found a book in a library, entitled "Where is the Ear?"

That's a good question, and I'm glad some enlightened scholar wrote an entire book dedicated to answering it.

[pikachu17]

Maybe it is a children's book, or for unenlightened peasants. Dwarves aren't exactly known for their medical knowledge.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Somehow I can't get over "Strokedjack" as the name of a town.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

EDIT: Slightly wrong topic, sorry.

[KittyTac]

The Fruity Orange, a tavern.

[KittyTac]

Less funny, more like badass, The Moral Ravager, an artifact iron halberd. Too bad I'm a swordsman. But I guess anything's better than my crappy wooden sword.

[KittyTac]

Biteplank, a hillocks. I wonder if there is a story behind its name.

[Saiko Kila]

I just found a book in a library, entitled "Where is the Ear?"

That's a good question, and I'm glad some enlightened scholar wrote an entire book dedicated to answering it.

I always ask this question when I try to wear an earring when playing bird-man.

[BearTrapTree]

A delightful forgotten beast entered my fort today, called Odna the God-forsaken Ghost of Lashes...how much more metal can you get?
(It's a fire-breathing tick, by the way).

Meanwhile, my gem setter created something he called "The Smooth Nuts". No comment.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Just met a religious figurehead whose first name is "Pope". Lucky coincidence?

[Splint]

"The Sun Sets on Butters" is a book about no particular subject my duo of dynamic douchebags comprised of a werelizard and a vampire stole from the elves.

I'm gonna assume that the book was written by a cheese maker.

[Killermartian]

Strongstench the Hardy Sucker. It was a hydra
Egeth the Failed Fork. Was a forgotten beast
Strastnas the Cavernous Dung. Was also a forgotten beast
Zagith Hatemines. Forgotten beast
Camaba the Lice of Dung. Forgotten beast