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[peasant cretin]

A few days ago, came upon a goblin pikemaster called Song Modesthorror.

[Proudnerd]

She has a whip
She demanded submission
Her victim is called Nabsiz lengthmoistened

Amazing.

Images don't seem to be appearing but it was a female goblin.

[Urist McCyrilin]

Not nearly as funny as some here...And technically in Fortress mode. And probably entirely too immature to laugh about, but... In my latest fort there was a kobold thief called "Shlongis"

[Spehss _]

Got a tavern named "the Sugars of Seizure".

[Arthropleura]

The land of grooving

[Dunamisdeos]

Not nearly as funny as some here...And technically in Fortress mode. And probably entirely too immature to laugh about, but... In my latest fort there was a kobold thief called "Shlongis"

[WhitleyTheMountain]

More hilarious books:

'Explorations of the Flask'. Assumedly this was written during some Necromancer's low point.

'Journey to the City.' Cool! A travel brochure!

'The History of the Hamlet.' Oh, now they're just straight up writing about Shakespeare!

'My Friend Curls.' Written by a Canadian, I assume.

'New Hamlet.' Now they're straight-up rewriting Shakespeare!

'Reflections on the Stationary Sun.' Okay, that sounds cool. And it sounds like Banner Saga fanfic.

'Women: Common Practice.' No comment needed.

'Master of Pulleys.' Undoubtedly a horribly lame position.

'Short Dwarf.' Well, duh!

'The Great Hardness.' Kinky.

'Common Sense Lions.' I actually have a transcript of this one: 'Don't try to hug a lion. Don't punch a lion. It will probably eat you.'

And now, the greatest title ever: 'The Stinky Witch and the Dwarf.'

[Blahsadfeguie]

I had a kobold named Truluthraynger.

TRUTH RANGER.

Truly the Robin Hood of the kobold world.

[LordFreezer]

My current fortress is named... Oilyballs.  The juvenile in me wouldn't allow me to change it.

[Arthropleura]

In 257 the human Anur Fillplated ascended to the postion of holy mucus of The Faith of Cancer.

[ZM5]

A continent called "the Land of Dishes".

Some civ names from my most recent world:
The Learning of Balls
The Meteors of Comedy
The Comedic Shield-Disembowelment
The Brown Deep
The Sad Anvil
The Power of Trees (oddly enough, not an elf civ)
The Symmetric Evisceration

Book titles:
101 Ways to Improve Your Spurt (...yeah.)
101 Ways to Improve Your Toes
A Bowel for Borer Oceanskewered
Adventure, My Love
Bandit Onion
Beauty Questioned
Breathing: Dank or Sorcerous?
Breathing and Related Practices
Breathing for Experts
Death for Everyone
Death: Building the Death
Deviant Dissection (authored by the Cannibal of Corpses)
Errors in Ignorance
Icy the Ice Trolls (the writing menaces with spikes of lame word-play)
Oat of the Ogre
Probing, I Wait for Thee
Hungercraft III: The Frozen Sugar

[Eric Blank]

RNG gave me the fortress name "workviolence" and "cloistersavages"

The group was called "the odorous pillar"

[Jako98145]

Artifacts:
Victory By Evaporation And Condensation
First Evaporation And Condensation, Then The World!
Only The Day Can Say Afterward
Useful Diseases of Animals
Book Of The Author
The Trees And Other Travesties (written by an elf)
Give Me Anatomies
Time Spent With Time
The Urn Of Ashes (A slab of L&D with a redundant name made by the goddess of death with an equally redundant name, Gogol the Dead Death)

Civs:
The Depressed Scorpion
The Lobster Of Destiny
The Cactus of Muffins
The Most Steamy Coven
The Order of Candy
The Harmonious Rampage
The Coven Of Sharks
The Grave of Pumpkins
The Tombs Of Discovering
The Inconvieniences of Swallowing

[ZM5]

The RNG just gave me "the Musics of Spooning" as a group symbol name.

[LordFreezer]

Few books here:
Burning: A Brief History
Start Your Day With The Funnel
Give Me Experiments
Excision: My Life
It All Begins With Flasks
Useful Nothing
Give Me Foraging Behaviour
The Knowledge Of Your Own Story
Thoughts On Animal Embryos
The History of Cauterisation.