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[Wormser]

The Hairy Fellowship of the Magical Empires... Makes me wonder if they have hairy palms as well?

Decisive Canyons, the deity of Chaos, War and fortresses, depicteed on dog bone..... Decisive Canyons is screaming. The dwarf is melting....

[NonverbalShoe]

Slong Pasttips the leader of The Immortal Joys
Cani Whitegrowers who no longer supports the coalition of liberation and now is a member of The Council Of Jails
Fath Fatecrypts the chief medical dwarf
Ceca Swampasses a Force that permeates the Murky Jungles
Abe Floorromances had a lot of children

[Anonymax]

The church of balls

[ZM5]

Books:
Animals: Perfection and Girlish Solutions
101 Ways to Improve Your Girls
Magma is Magma
Bile Fortress

Structures:
The Fortress of Sadness
The Metal of Feet
The Ball of Infernos
The Deteriorated Hug
The Slick Stroke
The Amazement of Hugging
The Lucky Disembowelment

Individuals:
Ak the Mangy Belches of Sweating
Sosmil Howlmuck the Vomit of Spurts
Narena the God-forsaken Sack
Lerine Profanehate the Hole of Seducing
Struxe Handytrusted the Truthful Baker

[TheCoolSideofthePIllow]

I kept hearing rumors about a lot of different kidnappings by a group of bandits hanging out in a hamlet named "Creeplove."

I don't really want to know what they are doing with their kidnapping victims...

[Proudnerd]

This one was lol worthy "Ur lovelydumplings"

Wow this has to be one of the best in the thread even the first name is perfect since its "your"

[WingSoap]

A Giant dingo named Willeat. He Willeat you.

[Enemy post]

I got a monster called Oso Bowlwaves The Volcano-Yor of Teeth

[Adragis]

[name] Mouldyfungus. Kinda redundant.

[SQman]

Some books from my Forgotten Realms Direforged world:
"Can the Bat Man save the world?" - that was an autobiography, but I like to believe there's a silent guardian protecting my worlds.
"Give me mortality" by a necromancer - I think someone is regretting their life choices.
"Furious Lightfoot Halfling" - 261 page autobiography. That guy must have been hella angry.

[Eric Blank]

One of the poems my character knows by heart is "we see meals", a poetic riddle intended to express pleasure with war. It bubbles over with cheerfulness.

This form a dingo woman who enjoys fighting and lacks self control. Food isn't moving? Food is ready.

[Spehss _]

"Splashes and the Heavenly Spurts" is an example of The Sheen of Verses, which is a musical form used for entertainment in my dwarven civilization. The music is melody and rhythm without harmony. The whole performance is to be performed moderately loud.

Sounds like a drinking song packed with innuendo.

[NJW2000]

The new version aaaah I downloaded it goodbye sleep

Books.

THe names. The names.

One I liked: "The world withour assumptions".

I'd actually buy that.

[Tlukle]

Nilum <random name> Angel of shins
Which is odd because I'm a vampire and that is the title I get for it really.

[Huntthetroll]

My adventurer is a member of a performance troupe called the Sensual Feet. All the other members that I've met so far have been naked elves.