Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 20 21 [22] 23 24 ... 238

Author Topic: Funniest Names  (Read 793686 times)

Cthulhu

  • Bay Watcher
  • A squid
    • View Profile
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #315 on: March 06, 2008, 08:40:00 pm »
Maybe he's a Nephilim minotaur?
Logged
Shoes...

Boethiah

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #316 on: March 07, 2008, 04:30:00 pm »
I had a kobold with the last name Incestking, very creepy indeed. If you know what incest means...
Logged
quot;AHA!" Kodor cried, and opened the cabinet. Some crumpets fell out. The whole thing was stuffed full of them.

"Crumpets!" shouted the Captain in glee.


Hobo Symbols!

Alaern

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #317 on: March 08, 2008, 09:09:00 am »
Maybe he's related to this family...

Eri Mekapethit, Guard: My paternal grandmother was named Hal Namekindles.
Eri Mekapethit, Guard: She was also my aunt.

Logged

fraeuleinwunder

  • Escaped Lunatic
    • View Profile
    • http://www.fraeuleinwunder.deviantart.com
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #318 on: March 08, 2008, 11:29:00 am »
I'm currently trying the adventure mode after I finally had time to install the new version ("new" means for me all the religious stuff etc, my last update was a loong while ago). So I just arrived in a human city and some guards adviced me to go and "Seek out Ica Coverbelly at The Cathedral of Cleaning over in Fatalgirls".

Well, I'm curious what quest awaits me there, perhaps some sort of endless fight for Laundry detergents or dietic ingredients..

Edit: I now moved on and a guard told me about his parents, Mispi Perfectsheltered and Lir Virgintruths. It seems the whole location has a suspicious affinity for virtues. Oh well, I just love df!  :D

[ March 08, 2008: Message edited by: fraeuleinwunder ]

Logged

Ruttiger

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
    • http://https://server2.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/s/p1/
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #319 on: March 09, 2008, 01:08:00 pm »
I just had a characters whose last name was trustmurders, and title was the work of grief.  

She managed to kill a demon, suprisingly, but fell to a single goblin archer.

Logged

Balor

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #320 on: March 10, 2008, 12:56:00 pm »
Heh, it seems like brooks seem to sport the most funny and twisted names.. but this one is kinda realistic (in 'Imperial Sewers' way):
Brook: The Aching Guts
Something tells me that drinking from it would be unwise  :).
Logged
Sapienti Sat.

Wiles

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #321 on: March 10, 2008, 08:27:00 pm »
I just entered a town called "Abosana"

Which apparently means "Manlove"   :eek:

Logged

Alfador

  • Bay Watcher
  • Dangerous Lunatic
    • View Profile
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #322 on: March 12, 2008, 12:36:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Wiles:
<STRONG>I just entered a town called "Abosana"

Which apparently means "Manlove"    :eek:</STRONG>

Lots of women there looking to hook up? Or goblins, you know how those goblins are.

Logged
This is a fox skull helmet. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of fox bone and is encircled with bands of fox leather. This item is haunted by the ghost of Alfador Angrorung the fox.

Glacies

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #323 on: March 17, 2008, 08:19:00 am »
<boringhumanname> bowelslop

NO! JUST NO!

Logged

Dari

  • Bay Watcher
  • I punt kobolds.
    • View Profile
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #324 on: March 19, 2008, 06:53:00 am »
One of my adventurers is named Quice "Goodfreckle."
Logged
In case of death, coat in platinum, and worship as idol god.

Jay

  • Bay Watcher
  • ☼Not Dead Yet☼
    • View Profile
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #325 on: March 19, 2008, 08:46:00 pm »
"Aspuzzugstrux"
That's right, my fortress is named Incestfinger.
And I just now realized it, on entering it with my adventurer.  Crud.
Logged
Mishimanriz: Histories of Pegasi and Dictionaries

Asehujiko

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #326 on: March 22, 2008, 06:23:00 am »
One of my dwarves is named Teskom Strangleperish. And another one's first name is Rakust, meaning tomb.

The mountainhome sent me an optimistic bunch  :)

Logged
Code: [Select]
Tremble, mortal, and despair! Doom has come to this world!
.....EEEE..E..E.E...EEE.EE.EE.EEE.EE..EE.EE.E.EE.EE.E.EE.
......E..EE.EE.EE.EE..E...EEEE..E..E.E...EEE.EEE...E.EEE.
.☺..EE.E...E.EE.EE...E.EE..E..EE.EE.EE.EE..E...EE.EE..E.E
.....E..E.E.E.E.E.EE.E.E.EE.E...E.EE.EE...E.EE.EE.EEE...E
....E.EE.EEE.EE..EE.EE.E..EEEE..E..E.E...EEE.EEE..E.E..EE

teabing

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #327 on: March 22, 2008, 08:52:00 am »
"Lovehandles"

One of my adventurers.  'Nuff said.

Logged

Samyotix

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #328 on: March 22, 2008, 09:52:00 am »
In our current fortress, we have dwarves such as

Recruit Rodummörul "Bowelpages" (books instead of the pig tail rag everyone else uses?) and for another dumb pun, Vab?k Sengoslan "Ringwind" seems to have overcome his digestive problems by now.
I just now noticed the name of novice wood cutter Meng Aläthonrel "Boltexit" ... he's at the archery range now  :)
And a former military dwarf who's now on maternity leave (two babies): ?mzasit. Speakknives. 'Traditional education', anyone?  :)

Logged

Bryan Baywood

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #329 on: March 23, 2008, 12:14:00 am »
Kogan Spreaddikes

Female macedwarf in adventure mode.

I skipped through funnier names, but I can't remember them.

EDIT: Actually, wait... That one died. And my next one has an even worse name:

Kubuk Dikesquirts

So very obscene. Textporn!

EDIT EDIT: Oh. Here's another naughty one.

Dipug Pantsquest

[ March 23, 2008: Message edited by: Bryan Baywood ]

[ March 25, 2008: Message edited by: Bryan Baywood ]

Logged
Pages: 1 ... 20 21 [22] 23 24 ... 238
« previous next »