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Kagus

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #285 on: February 19, 2008, 04:04:00 am »

Hmm...


"This is a superiorly designed image of a tentacle demon and a human.
The human is making a submissive gesture. The rest of the engraving is covered in an unknown substance."

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #286 on: February 19, 2008, 06:03:00 am »

^WTF???
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #287 on: February 19, 2008, 06:20:00 am »

Chill, that particular engraving does not exist.  I was making it in response to the above statement about engravings that can allow a person to "experience depravity" for their god.


It is rather interesting for those who have breached demon pits that host tentacle demons, as there are engravings in there that say "This is an engraving of an X and a Y.  The X is performing a depraved act upon the Y.", and there are indeed puddles of a white "unknown substance" lying about.

I just took my inspiration from that.


EDIT:  Just found a lovely little terrifying conifer forest with a magma caldera and a dash of an aquifer in one biome (only source of water), when I looked up and found that this charming woodland was known simply as "The Stupid Forest".

[ February 19, 2008: Message edited by: Kagus ]

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« Reply #288 on: February 20, 2008, 03:29:00 pm »

Barest fragments, eh?

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #289 on: February 21, 2008, 12:42:00 pm »

Now that's  a godly sphere we can all get behind.

...

Whoops.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #290 on: February 22, 2008, 04:28:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>Now that's  a godly sphere we can all get behind.

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Whoops.</STRONG>


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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #291 on: February 22, 2008, 08:48:00 pm »

lolinnuendolol...

One of the entities in my current world is called the Confederation of Confederating.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #292 on: February 22, 2008, 11:20:00 pm »

Recently had a goddess with the name "Uz Spiceenjoys the Luxuries of Garnish".  Oddly enough, she didn't actually have anything to do with cooking, unless you count "festivals and dancing" as related to cooking.

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« Reply #293 on: February 22, 2008, 11:22:00 pm »

I took up a quest from The Violent Creamy League of Swallowing.

Oh my yes.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #294 on: February 23, 2008, 01:18:00 am »

"The Crazy Grave"

A granite earring fashioned by the newly elected mayor after successfully reclaiming a site that was ravaged and practically destroyed by flood, dragon and frothing mad berzerker dwarves.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #295 on: February 24, 2008, 02:25:00 pm »

I made an hammerdwarf recently, in order to continue the rampage I had been conducting on a human town, taking advantage of it being the only one on my tiny new 17x17 map. He died, and I'm not even sure he got a title.

Then a I made another dwarf, this time an axedwarf.

His last name was randomly generated, and it was so awesome and fitting I decided to use it. It was Axepartner. Ålath Axepartner.

Then I kill a bunch of humans and get a title. My dwarf is currently named "Alåth Libashthimshur Zakgolsárek". That's right, he's named "Ålath Axepartner the Spiteful Echoes".

Plain awesome, albeit not really funny.

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« Reply #296 on: February 25, 2008, 01:59:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Boksi:
<STRONG>I made an hammerdwarf recently, in order to continue the rampage I had been conducting on a human town, taking advantage of it being the only one on my tiny new 17x17 map. He died, and I'm not even sure he got a title.

Then a I made another dwarf, this time an axedwarf.

His last name was randomly generated, and it was so awesome and fitting I decided to use it. It was Axepartner. Ålath Axepartner.

Then I kill a bunch of humans and get a title. My dwarf is currently named "Alåth Libashthimshur Zakgolsárek". That's right, he's named "Ålath Axepartner the Spiteful Echoes".

Plain awesome, albeit not really funny.</STRONG>


Your dwarf should be the king.

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« Reply #297 on: February 25, 2008, 02:22:00 am »

A few fun last names:

Clodblot
Tellspins
Dustcontains

And a fellow who is destined for success:
Ari Tragicfailed

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #298 on: February 25, 2008, 08:01:00 am »

I've been trying to generate a name for an elf with 15 swimming and I got Woodenarmor.  Would be good for an armor user.

Some others I've seen.

Confinedrocks... Vague innuendo there I guess.
Fancydrilled... Just weird...
Embracecolor... Sounds like something a priest would say.
Drunkenchewed...   :confused:


Ah, here we go. Perfect name!

Eliye Greatestlather.  An elf who is supremely skilled at making use of soap.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #299 on: February 25, 2008, 01:28:00 pm »

The group who settled my newest fortress is named The Whirling Mechanisms.

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