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[Mrpoodle]

A town called "Backside"..... I shall protect thee citizens of Backside!

[blazing glory]

Not sure wether or not this is funny but it's weird thats for sure here goes, I have a title,the mechanical drinker.Um wouldn't it short circut if it was mechanical?

EDIT a name of a farmer,ori cudgelocks, when I saw this I thought of a troll saying me ori,me cudgel locks

[klefenz]

Not sure wether or not this is funny but it's weird thats for sure here goes, I have a title,the mechanical drinker.Um wouldn't it short circut if it was mechanical?

No, it would shortcircuit if it was electrical.

Anyway: Sodel Scumshot

[Skribbblie]

Squirtedclimax... Oh boy.

Also. Brokensnot.

[IronTomato]

I found a village named Longrabbit.

My adventurer had quite a bit of business there, like it was his little hometown (even though it was really, really far away from the starting town). He's dead now, though, but I might still post the legends page for it.

[ChildofSolitude]

I once had a first quest mission to kill a werewolf named BoundDoomed.

Guess what happened to him?

[Eric Blank]

Did you tie him up and throw 'em in a river?

If only we could tie people up already... Suppose breaking their arms and legs works.

[Mr.Mountain]

The Secretive Blaze-Group

... I can imagine they have special uses for all that rat weed

[Mr.Mountain]

Also: The Elders of Swimming

they were the leading criminal organization in Boddoctrines (the capital of the Empire of Tongues), and one of their member's name was Atir Peachgilds. I also found a female human master swordsman (or swordswoman??) named Pik Sworddead...
The civs also pick nice names for their deities, such as:
Ral the Wealth of Gilding, associated with... take a guess... wealth.
Furgig the Bad Puke, associated with depravity and lust, and I'd honestly LOVE to find some of his disciples.
Sota Gulfoceans, associated with freaking salt. SALT.
Ulet the Ruthless Lie, associated with lies. Real creative.
Udil Glazebeer the Silvery Pants... it's a dwarven god, so it makes sense.
Themsol Noiselesshush, associated with silence. that was a real shocker.

[blazing glory]

My friend encountered a funny name

The hills of squeezing. Located on the busty continent's

[Mr.Mountain]

Drillvirgins.

I can't believe I lost the screencap.

[Spy227X]

Repost from 2013:
The Fellowship of Rings.
 

[Nico2167]

Well, my most recent adventurer was named Thabi Bigballs, and she was a woman.

[Eric Blank]

A book by the name of The Human and the Steamy Pastimes.

[Mr Space Cat]

Got a male dwarf with the last name of Sackchasms. Yeah.