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[Paaaad]

The Ignited Forest. At least that's not literal.

[Blastbeard]

The Ignited Forest. At least that's not literal.

It's your Dwarven Duty to change that.

[Edmus]

The Ignited Forest. At least that's not literal.

It's your Dwarven Duty to change that.

Alright, I'm sigging that.

[Paaaad]

The Ignited Forest. At least that's not literal.

It's your Dwarven Duty to change that.

Alright, I'm sigging that.

My first Sig!

[MrWillsauce]

A vampire whose true name was Buh

[sobaman14]

 A vampire gem cutter of mine had a kill list that included 144 elves and "Hotseduces" the goblin.

[mastahcheese]

Bet he had fun with that one to make it more memorable than the elves.

[lue]

"The Mountainhome: Fact or Fiction? was a legendary chromite-bound book." 

[Skribbblie]

Bum Clenchedflank the Buff Amusement of Budding, legendary hero of his nation.

Stren Squirtslop, short-lived companion of Bum Clenchedflank.

Dik Shackbars, a total redneck name for a human.

Thine Sensualdanced, a human spinner. Ahem, I said spinner. Yes. Spinner.

The Wizard's Guide To Mortality, a book that was used to pummel a necromancer to death.

The Attack of Conflict, a deadly battle that took place between zombies, goblins, and dwarves. There was much conflict.

Ramstom Xakedthola, the sacred puke. This servant of Sluste Pukenightmare the Fated Mites greets you. Never let goblins make religions.

Wisho Glossbuff™, a human powerful cleaner for all your windows and glass!

Wipedvessel the Tube of Forking, a cat bone crossbow.

In 1, The Greatest Evil of the Monsters of Kin was founded in Thiefknights.

In the early spring of 552, the goblin Azstrog Mightymonsters the Lance of Virginity was struck down by the human Bum Clenchedflank the Buff Amusement of Budding in Womandepth.

Rumley Heatbunnies, a man who died for days.

Stosbűb Stinkydevil, a goblin captain.

Usmok Sheenspoke, first love: This servant of pregnancy greets you.

Sundershaft, a giant cave spider silk braies.

Aye, I think that's most of them so far.

[Russell.s]

One of my (female) elven adventurers was nicknamed 'the shock of pregnancies'. Should've taken her =oral contraceptive=!

[PDF urist master]

Rusmo Profanedungeon the forgotten beast

Ago hatefondles the goblin

Min shellshot the human

Dang doomscreams the goblin

Strodno Uselessspiders the goblin

Zolak kisscurse the goblin

they were all killed by the same dwarf, Dumat Silverylabored the Trussed Adventure of Pets, with The Season of Coloring, a highwood crossbow.

[Enemy post]

The elf princess who lead the armies that destroyed dwarven civilization in her world had the title "The Monumentous depression"

[Lord_lemonpie]

The Hills of Squirting

[Skribbblie]

I found three nations called The Full Weasel-Evil, The Mysterious Seductions, and The Hell of Bells

There is also a historical battle called The Crazy Outrageous Siege.

[DG]