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[gbrngfol]

I'm new to this forum but I thought I should note my first adventurer here: Galel "Brushpointy"

[ghjijhg]

"The exalted pregnancy"

Too bad I killed him.

[Tsuchigumo550]

A group entitled "The Crazy Fortress"

Yeah, that sounds like it came straight from the Bay 12 Fourms. Too bad I never saw them before bandit archers got my brain.

[Malecus]

I once had an antagonistic goblin civ that kept attacking me.  Their name was "The Greater Torment of Odors" and their symbol was a log.  I hope it was supposed to be wood.  Just to make sure, I burned or melted everything I looted from their corpses.

It would explain why the goblins smelled so bad that even their spilled guts were stinking.

[Madventurer]

Book called: "The History of Goose Leather"

Was it bound in Goose Leather?

No, it was ABOUT a book bound in Goose Leather.

[MadocComadrin]

Wait, so it was a book bound in goose leather about a book bound in goose leather about goose leather? I'm so confused.




 

[Mr Space Cat]

Been creeping the forum a bit after getting into Dwarf Fortress. This place is just too awesome to not make an account and join in the madness that is Bay12.

Found a temple in Adventure Mode with an engraving of a book. The book was simply titled "Creation: My One Mistake."

Also genned a world with the Fear the Night mod.  One of the first dwarfs was cursed by a god to be a werelizard.  Said dwarf then went on various killing sprees, racking up over 300 total kills as well as over 100 notable kills. Not only that, he became the general to lead an attack on the elves, eventually eradicating them during world gen.  He was still alive after 1000 years.

The best part? This werelizard dwarf, who was one of the very first dwarves in the world, was named "Soggywhiskers."

[Spish]

I went through my Dwarf Fortess .txt file for the first time in a while. I forgot I had so many good (and downright weird) names in there, figured I might as well share some of the ones of collected in my time with DF.

People

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"Taviti Bornbeached the Crusher of Butterflies." Morally ambiguous elf hero of mine. The name seems to imply that she has a bit of a weight problem, and I'd be lying if I said she didn't.
"Ular Eaglequeen the Greatest Hero-Master." A little subtlety goes a long way, you know.
"Fel Knotwad the Spasm of Chasms." One of my favorite adventurers, he retired with no functioning arms or legs.
Thram Tuthrutath Putixitan Beru, which translates to "Thram Squirtsoldier the Contained Belt of Fun" (or "Play", forgot which, either way it sounds wrong)
A friendly demon by the name of "Lotheye Grizzlysluts the Seducer of Itches."
And his ghetto-fabulous sister, Biretha Liyetha Lerine... "The Seducer of Seduction."
"San Snarlshot the Ponderous Talon of Temptation"
"Simin Swordfingers."
"Sethe Seizuremaws."
"Vemini Werehobbles the Terrible Speck."
"Satosh the Devil of Rock"
"Kusun Ultraghost the Fatal Brain."
"Thon Severesticks."
"Ip Bonechucks."
"Kas Butteredheart."
"Ween Cactusimpaled."
"Milo Lazyfilth."
"Jath Jailpride."
"Are Pastmurdered."
"Lecit Mirroredballs."
"Ismir Flowercrush."
"Corud Womanhero."
"Sath Cuddletaxed."
"Kothvir Appleblossom" (male, by the way).
"Zaarut Rampagekisses"
"Malingus Massivemonks"
"Cisli Monkpants."
"Sigun Steelbowel"
"Stinthat Inkedstranger."
"Uzol Shootballs"
"Jathbi Divinebrunch"
An ogre named Ted. "Ted Sticksbakes"
"Horeer Cheersnisbusbold Weetaslabber"
Ur Uraasmur, which translates to "Ur Deaddied"
A peasant by the name of "Uci Boredfarmed",  whose wife is named "Ras Manymuffins"
"Len," goose god of the night, the moon, the sky, and the stars.

Places

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Woundbeans.
Faminecrabs.
Ganghustled.
Manmountain.
Berryblocked.
Polisheggs.
Plaguepass.
Hellcharmed.
Romancewhipped.
Peakstandards.
Jesterplunge
Chancedesserts
Cakeproblems
Foundsnack
Fightnight
Seereverse
Mindblows
Grippage
Rimslapped
Bitchstolen
The Ponderous Earth (still my favorite world name thus far)
The Coincidental Swamp.
The Stupid Forest.
The Pale Grotto.
The God-Forsaken Abyss.
The Subtle Disembowler
The Leaky Spine.
The Large Basement
The Tentacle-Marsh of Worrying

Group names

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The Disemboweled Tools
The Strapping Mechanisms
The Sweet League
The National Page
The Subtle Bunch
The Plain Wad
The Whip of Enjoyment
The Glove of Virginity
The Sack of Influence
The Fleshy Bolts
The Tortuous Weaver
The Ugly Stalker
The Dangerous Brunch
The Ruined Family
The Grim Butters
The Static Attic
The Foggy-Tub Group
The Oily Crested Fists
The Fiery Flames
The Tight Boots
The Autonomous Speakers
The Stern Mouth
Kinar (The Oaken Flesh)
The Sun of Hell
The Laconic Mob of Dances. After looking up what the word laconic means, I'm finding it hard to picture just what it is these guys do.

[Therolyn]

Probably not all that funny but a world I genned had an area known as the Southern Plains, which was actually very for north, in fact the only place it was south of was the tundra in the very north.

[MadocComadrin]

The Laconic Mob of Dances

They're obviously masters of interpretative dance...and should be purged with holy fire/magma.

[Sporemaniac777]

I just found a group called "The Ultimate Whisky-Society"...

[TKGP]

After tapping 'r' a few times I got an adventurer named "Bethri Buttercanyon". Great things are in store for this one.

[Nathail]

Got the random character name of Gilb Manquake. He died by not following the health and safety guildlines when handling horseshoe crabs.

[Bird]

Been lurking around for too long, about time i decided to post.
The best names i have found are usually sites, here are the top three i found in my recent world's legends.

"Skunkrack", A mountain hall.
"StockadeScarred the Hell of Skirts", A cave that appears to be home to many kobold's.
"Engo Sweatspurt The Lustful Lies", a red brute who used to live in the "The Muddy Pits". She is now the law-giver of the cruelty of baiting.

Not as good or funny as most names in the thread, but DF makes some....'Interesting' names sometimes.

[Kestrl]

I finally got around to playing adventure mode for the first time in a long time, random name gen gives me a funny name, I take it and run with it, about 30 minutes later I am Urab Stabbedspasms, the polished howl of orbs!

i have around 12 notable kills, all lizard men (one being a named chief)