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[jetex1911]

I am now travelling inside the crypt known as "Bustcave, The Bunions of Thunder!"

What were they on when they were making this place for the god of writing? 

[Kolnukbyne]

I was once given a quest to slay a bandit with the surname "Babyballs". And another to slay an amphibian man warlord with the surname "Snugglepoet".

[Friendstrange]

Not much but I was quite proud of my demigodīs name: Olin Spiralheavens. Then I found Olin means "tong" in dwarfish.

[Joben]

I came accross a Kobold camp, one of them, I think the leader, was named Bligifitilbus Aslefiyefiri Fifearatha Vimeba.

Which resulted in this hilarious message that I at first took for alphabet soup after my pack of zombie dingos, tore her up and I reanimated her hand.

The Bligifitilbus Aslefiyefiri Fifearatha Vimeba's left hand releases the grip of The Bligifitilbus Aslefiyefiri Fifearatha Vimeba's left hand on The Axeman's fifth toe, left foot.

I love that sentance...sigged it.

[blarg552]

So I made a wrestledwarf in adventure mode who I proceeded to go on a rampage of small animal slaughtering with. After the death of a few hundred harmless critters such as cats and badgers, he was charged by a rhino and had his face smashed in one hit. The rhino was named Failslayer.

[wsoxfan]

I just slayed a hydra whose "Thur the Adventurous Sucker". To be honest, I feel like that describes me rather well.

[Sprin]

A vampire whos last name was Bloodfang

[Eric Blank]

I visited a necromancer's tower, and found a book called The Southern Sergal and The Lust.

It was an autobiography written by a southern sergal necromancer named Tub Bonescourges. The writing was concise, but quite cruel.

Then I wandered further into the tower (I was already friendly towards the undead and necromancer thanks to an exploit) and I met the guy! Yes, the same guy that wrote an autobiography dissing himself, and apparently his lustful ways...

I think his problem has to do with the fact there are no living women in the tower besides a dragon woman that apparently hates everyone and attacks me on sight. Maybe it's because she killed my companions, and is thus an enemy of the civilization I still belong to. Either way, she insists that I must become an ‼adventurer‼.

[Zaqew]

The Necromancer has a dragon fetish?

[Xantalos]

I just started an adventurer named Apup Shadystranger. 

[bukitodinos]

the blotchy jungle

the desert of spanking

the whores of attack

that is all.

[Sappho]

I just took down a giant lion in his den, which was called Lovepit. Purrrrr...

[Mercanthyr]

"in the late spring of 57 erith's upper front tooth was slashed off by the goblin Snang Evilballs"

[Splint]

Strildo Westfaith. Strildo. Worst fucking first name ever. I don't even want to know what that word translates to.

[Eric Blank]

Lucky for you, it translates to "Warrior."