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borno

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« Reply #2340 on: April 10, 2012, 12:28:00 am »

I was [T]raveling and I came across this:

"The Sanctuaries of Pregnancy"

I wonder what they do in there.

Even worse! When I talked to one of the people:

"This servant of marriage greets you"

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When I left want to know what he said?

"Consider Marriage"

WAS HE HITTING ON ME?!
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xdarkcodex

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2341 on: April 10, 2012, 01:39:29 am »

Severe his hand and throw it down a volcano so he can never get married.
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Batmantis

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« Reply #2342 on: April 11, 2012, 03:10:58 am »



This one was lol worthy "Ur lovelydumplings"
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« Reply #2343 on: April 11, 2012, 06:07:51 am »

Hahahaha...!
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« Reply #2344 on: April 11, 2012, 09:10:58 pm »

Well that was interesting.
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Archereon

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« Reply #2345 on: April 11, 2012, 11:04:54 pm »

*snip* Rabit Devil

Careful now! That rabit has a vicious streak a mile wide...JUST LOOK AT THE BONES!!!
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« Reply #2346 on: April 12, 2012, 09:33:54 pm »

The landmass of my freshly genned region is "The Continent of Stabbing."

It's just perfect in every way.
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« Reply #2347 on: April 13, 2012, 02:36:37 pm »

-snip-
This one was lol worthy "Ur lovelydumplings"

That was one of the best of the ones I saw in the past few weeks.
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« Reply #2348 on: April 18, 2012, 05:11:24 am »

Just had an adventurer named Getak Donkeyraptor "the depressed conjunction." which was the random first name given to me.
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« Reply #2349 on: April 18, 2012, 06:40:28 am »

Sig, nuff said.
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« Reply #2350 on: April 19, 2012, 03:54:45 pm »

Looking at the artifact list in a freshly generated world, I noticed books for the first time. There were some very odd titles being hoarded in the necromancer towers.

A 12-page essay entitled "First Creation, Then the World!" by a human necromancer, who also wrote an autobiography entitled "The Human"

A sperm-whale lether tome called "Chocolate Humans", another book entitled "Humans: Fact or Fiction?", "The Nuanced Human", "The Human For Everyone", "We See the Human", "The Human The Easy Way", "Start Your Morning with The Human"...etcetera. Most of which were written by necromancers from the tower Phrasebristled, an apt name seeing as how half the books of the known world seem to be stored there. Additionally, there was a book entitled "Untitled", and an offering from a different tower entitled "More Darkness" which was a guide to the deep places of the world.

I hope the random name generator for this game is never altered in any way.
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« Reply #2351 on: April 20, 2012, 01:30:58 am »

A bandit called "Nils Fruitspicy."
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« Reply #2352 on: April 20, 2012, 07:31:51 pm »

My character was automatically given the nick name "The Painful Skin of Fondling".  Yeah... that just sounds wrong.
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« Reply #2353 on: April 21, 2012, 03:10:40 pm »



There are two things wrong dwarfy about this one:

  • The "Tame Adoration" which founded a "Playspot." Let's hope they censor what they do there.
  • Ked "Potlured" founding a place called "Subtlesmokes." Interesting . . .
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ObeseHelmet

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« Reply #2354 on: April 22, 2012, 01:40:03 pm »

Another one is located here. "Sensualvigor?" Really?
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