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Kagus

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #225 on: December 24, 2007, 01:41:00 am »

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<STRONG>"The Tepid Blizzard of Sweat"

Oh, the weather outside is dreadful...  Eek.</STRONG>


EDIT:  Must have missed something while modding, so I ended up with a Demon adventurer named "Zagith Nelgatis".  "Devil Bakersmuffins"

HJ

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« Reply #226 on: December 25, 2007, 02:10:00 am »

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EDIT:  Must have missed something while modding, so I ended up with a Demon adventurer named "Zagith Nelgatis".  "Devil Bakersmuffins"</STRONG>


"Tempting people to gluttony since 586"

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joramun

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #227 on: December 26, 2007, 06:59:00 am »

Lorban Copperbend, Farmer (with no skills at stonecrafting) crafted a rhyolite bracelet : Rithlutusal Emlïd Numlod "Waxedcrumbles the East Tightness of Blaming".

He became instantly Legendary Stone Crafter and Superdwarvenly tough...

The ring is not that special, but the name...
Their should be a title or skill for silly item naming   ;)

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Lazy_Perfectionist

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« Reply #228 on: December 26, 2007, 04:49:00 pm »

Volcano:
The Girlish Flame
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #229 on: December 28, 2007, 04:34:00 pm »

I was randomly generating a name for my new male Elven adventurer...

Thaci Tightnesssister

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Asehujiko

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« Reply #230 on: December 29, 2007, 10:00:00 am »

Onol Nutslashed, swordsdwarf.

I encountered her while exploring a mountainhall in adventure mode.

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Rob Allen

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #231 on: December 30, 2007, 03:32:00 am »

Going over the legends from my modded game:

Some Orcish Artwork:
"The Spurting Monsters" (guess we all know what kind of anime orcs like!)
"The Lurid Ulcer" (what's next? garish acid-reflux?)
"The Anus of Bolting" (um, ew.)
"The Hollow Fortification of Supper" (is this like the last supper?)

Halfling Artwork:
"The Night of Fishing" (not really funny, just very fitting for halflings)
"The Boyish Gerbil of Clearing" (trying to visualize this one)

Two opposing civs:
"The Strange Flimsy Blotch" (Orcs)
"The Bold Business of Bristling" (Halflings)

Groups:
"The Velvety Butterfly of Jail" (erhh... whaa?)
"The Pale Eater of Soots" (mmmm... soots)
"The Earthen Scabs" (these are orcs, can you tell?)
"The Cyst of Spiders" (more orcs)

Towns:
"Bucklegift" (a nice halfling town which I slaughtered to the last)
"Stuckpaint" (how does paint get stuck anyway?)

Notable Individuals:
"Obu Armorisland" (Armor Island just sounds cool)
"Etad Magicsticks" (Magicsticks - the toy every kid wants for christmas!)
"Ûd Warmonster" (One of my recruits, an orc with an awesome name)
"Mek Dresspigs" (A halfling who apparently liked to dress up his pigs)

Ok, that's it for "The Land of Wonder", my current region.

[ December 30, 2007: Message edited by: Rob Allen ]

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Kyselina

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #232 on: December 30, 2007, 06:06:00 am »

Give that mod!
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Rob Allen

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #233 on: December 30, 2007, 12:14:00 pm »

I will probably release it at some point but I still have a few quirks to work out...  Right now it just adds some new races and bandits that you can encounter in the wilderness.  I'm also experimenting with having roaming parties of Orc, Goblin, and Kobold soldiers, but the behavioral engine seems a bit limited to make them work well.

I think I've got the name generators about right for the races though.  I met a male halfling named "Obo Flowerpants"...  Heh.

[ December 30, 2007: Message edited by: Rob Allen ]

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Rob Allen

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« Reply #234 on: December 30, 2007, 02:20:00 pm »

Noticed a mountain range while generating another test world called "The Leader Tower of Style"

I wonder if the dwarves up there make sunglasses?

Here's another one:
"Girlishcuddle", an ancient ruin occupied by Asm Trimshingles the halfling swordmaster...

[ December 30, 2007: Message edited by: Rob Allen ]

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Rob Allen

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« Reply #235 on: December 31, 2007, 02:02:00 am »

Rolled up an orc with the name "osma Gallblazes"...  If only his first name was "Whatinthe".
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Alan Bolte

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« Reply #236 on: December 31, 2007, 07:21:00 am »

Well, it's not quite as cool at Haunting Whispers of Forgotten Dead, but my most recent Elven Swordsman is named Famime Starsnarled the Silence of Incense. The title was acquired by accidentally attacking one of my fellow elves, having my entire (all-elven) party turn against me, and being forced to slay all five.

EDIT: Oh cool! Someone decorated a halberd with my image!

[ December 31, 2007: Message edited by: Alan Bolte ]

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« Reply #237 on: December 31, 2007, 03:50:00 pm »

My dwarves just engraved a picture of elves speaking with dwarves. It's called "The Malignant Fat Maggots"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #238 on: December 31, 2007, 11:16:00 pm »

Gerbilflyers.  Random fortress name.  

Though I haven't encountered any gerbils yet there is a nice little pet sacrificing diving board on top of one of the walls overhanging a cliff.  I find a gerbil you can bet it will have to learn to fly pretty quick.

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« Reply #239 on: January 01, 2008, 02:27:00 am »

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<STRONG>My dwarves just engraved a picture of elves speaking with dwarves. It's called "The Malignant Fat Maggots"</STRONG>

That's awesome.  Mind if I put that in my sig?

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