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[Samuel]

My militia commander is named Nomal Chainswords.

You read that right. Nomal. fucking. Chainswords.

You know what to do.

What? Mod in Chainswords? That'd be the best Idea in the history of ever, but I don't know how to do it.

I suppose it'd be constructed of a sword and a couple mechanisms, and function similarly to a giant-serrated disc (each strike causes the enemy to be hit three times).

[RomanGuy]

My first and only master level military dwarf in Fortress mode is master speardwarf Onul Exitglaze the Ruined Bowel.  He may be a master speardwarf but he still craps his pants before every battle.  The other dwarves call it "glazing his exit."

[Monsterfurby]

I just generated an adventurer whose last name was "Powerhouse". I just felt the need to change his first name to something more fitting than his default. So thus began the story of Pseudogorgon Powerhouse.


I debated calling him Chuck, though.

[Reudh]

I found a goblin civ in a newly genned, modded world. These goblins haven't died out, because I took the nerf bat to their bigger, meaner cousins.

They're the 'Immoral Immorality'. Really trying to say something, I think.


And also, rather than funny, a war was given a fitting name; the 'War of Beasts'. 11 dwarves, 5 giant olms vs. 20 elves, 8 drazards (miniature- about the size of a dog, friendly, non-firebreathing dragons) and 5 grizzlies.

The dwarves only just lost. D:

[Xantalos]

I have a Genesis Illithid named Xantalos Savagehate The Good Of Triangles. What the hell is so good about triangles? Maybe it's because his victims' remains are often little triangles or something...seriously, though, this guy has killed ~500 people/animals/bogeys and the name he gets is The Good Of Triangles? Perhaps it's that one rule that the less intimidating a name is, the more badass said namee is. I dunno.

[Johuotar]

My civs name is The Bust of Balls.

[TailorTF]

There is a book in my world made by Rovod Chuckedhammer called "Start Your Day With Rovod Chuckedhammer".
It's not too funny of a name on it's own,but Rovod Chuckedhammer is a necromancer,so it's pretty hilarious to imagine him doing what I assume is supposed to be some kind of morning excersise routine.

Another funny situation is a human adventurer marrying a necromancer.The necromancer later (about 200 years later) wrote a book titled "The Human:My Only Mistake".
And yes,it's actually about him.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I had a book "Oblivion: The Definitive Guide"

So necromancers are writing strategy guides for games now?

[Blast]

I got a Necromancer named Lapa Loverword. Lapa means a kind of mollusk that is know for hanging on to rocks very well.

Basically he is probably a stalker that wont let go of the women he falls in love with.

[Reudh]

I have a coyote demon who is strangely obsessed with writing books about another demon. 7 of the 9 books he's written have been about 'Xukong Blistersweats', a blind demon. The other two were to a local civ regarding the recent war with the elves.


This is awesome.

[WaffleEggnog]

This isnt a person, but i got a evil frozen biome called "The frost of snots". My adventuers new goal is to explore there at least once.

[+!!scientist!!+]

I had a group that formed in a sewer which was called the chocolate artifices.

Edit: also found a book called "At one with demise" at first I thought it would be a suicide note, but it turned out to be the secrets of life and death and was written cheerfully.

Lastly, I found out that the center of all necromancer activity is in a tower called "Friendtown"

[funymunky]

Just made an adventurer named "Fikod Roofceiling."

[Untelligent]

"The Wizard's Guide to Annihilation" is the best book title I've found so far.

[Eric Blank]

I've found a bandit group called "The Infamy of Hips" in legends mode.