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Spish

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« Reply #1995 on: August 14, 2011, 01:43:58 am »
As far as artifact names go, this one takes the cake for me. It was made during my recent reign over a community fort.
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DrKillPatient

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« Reply #1996 on: August 14, 2011, 02:44:26 pm »
Oh god. WOMANDRILLED the ogre... ess?

Edit: here's another one. My resident legendary smith worships Dur the Tornado of Daggers, god of chaos... as well as just "Id", god of metals.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2011, 09:58:15 pm by DrKillPatient »
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« Reply #1997 on: August 15, 2011, 12:55:29 am »
My new adventurer is perfect to teach children safety!


Bil Truststrangers.
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« Reply #1998 on: August 15, 2011, 10:31:53 pm »
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« Reply #1999 on: August 16, 2011, 11:29:12 am »
My hammerlord name :Asob Wealthypillars the Suicidal Fortress of Yor.
Reminds you of something?
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Enki

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« Reply #2000 on: August 16, 2011, 12:08:55 pm »
Tequil Athofathri ("Soulvipers") just thought it was kinda funny ... you know ... Tequil A.
Edit: And just now I stumbled across Rapid Exits the bandit ...
« Last Edit: August 16, 2011, 12:10:27 pm by Enki »
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« Reply #2001 on: August 16, 2011, 04:49:01 pm »
Once met someone who's greeting was:


"Life is, in a word Sodomy"
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DrKillPatient

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« Reply #2002 on: August 16, 2011, 05:31:04 pm »
You've located Slaughtermonster, a camp.

...fffffuuuuuuck
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Bardum Idith

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« Reply #2003 on: August 17, 2011, 06:23:46 am »
The elven spearwoman Lapama Bearmurders the Natural Holes of Pregnancy just got ambushed by the bandit group The Girlish Hugs. The goblin overlord Mima Planecuddles led the attack...
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« Reply #2004 on: August 17, 2011, 04:37:47 pm »
My current adventurer is a lizard demon by the name of Mame Yawningfatals the Ruthless Gall of Burials, and was just sent to kill Slatsu Flycontrol the giant, who killed the emperor of the parched empires Hakama Amusedglides.
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« Reply #2005 on: August 17, 2011, 04:46:53 pm »
The heroic seducer. A goblin I fought on my way to a minotaur.
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« Reply #2006 on: August 18, 2011, 05:44:55 am »
Actually got a good name here for my adventurer who (sadly) died by being mauled by a tiger in his sleep.

Ral Renownedlabours the Crazed Adventures of Discovery.

Says it all, don't you think?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on October 31, 2010, 09:08:40 am
Forgotten Beasts seem to be akin to Toady playing Dwarven Roulette with your fortress, as they can be anything from harmless giant worms made of mud to necrotic-gas spewing nigh-invunerable iron hydras of doom.

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« Reply #2007 on: August 18, 2011, 08:50:43 am »
Engravings called "The Sensual Tail," "The Fang of Romance" and "The Organized Holes", all by the same dwarf depicting the same event: a bronze colossus killing a bird woman. It's even more emphasized by the fact that every other engraver gives engravings of this event more insulting names whereas this dwarf consistently gives them vaguely positive or in this case suggestive names...
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« Reply #2008 on: August 20, 2011, 09:34:22 am »
The generator gave me the best namer ever "Dancehero"
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Enki

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« Reply #2009 on: August 20, 2011, 10:00:10 am »
The Hammers of Squirting, hurray!
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