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magistrate101

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1980 on: August 08, 2011, 08:05:31 pm »
Quote from: somebody on August 08, 2011, 02:58:22 pm
I was looking at my militia dwarfs when I found this gem.


The image is blurry :(
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1981 on: August 09, 2011, 04:07:29 am »
It says "He is an Enemy of the Branded Whore."

Sounds like you shouldn't have told everyone she was a whore in the first place :P
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1982 on: August 09, 2011, 03:22:04 pm »
I once had a squad named 'the problematic standards'.

On a separate occasion, I had my full steel equipped elite force called 'the gloved ankles' ::)
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I'd say it's par for the course. Did you see that crundle thread? That one started out wrong.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1983 on: August 09, 2011, 05:24:51 pm »
A bandit group called the puzzling women...........
"You will remeber the Puzzling Womenwhen were finished with you!"
OrcSamurai: I already know, right LOL!
*Everyone laughes for 5 five minutes*
OrcSamurai: Okay, now I have to kill everyone of you.....
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1984 on: August 09, 2011, 05:34:58 pm »
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« Last Edit: March 29, 2018, 11:46:59 am by Benedict Hardy »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1985 on: August 09, 2011, 05:58:19 pm »
I got a bandit camp with the name of "Witchcrotch".
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1986 on: August 09, 2011, 06:28:31 pm »
The horrid goblin civilization, with a name so foul that it is whispered to naughty children to make them turn silent with fear...

The Limp Seducer of Monkeys!
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1987 on: August 09, 2011, 08:39:59 pm »
Chokedcavern the Sensual Hole, home to a female blind cave ogre.

Edit: Oh god I found another: Moistenshadows the Crevice of Sprays
« Last Edit: August 09, 2011, 08:43:56 pm by nogoodnames »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1988 on: August 09, 2011, 10:28:37 pm »
A maceman with the last name of Mindfulclobbered... he was indeed mindful of his clobbering, or so I noticed in the last seconds of my life with a silver mace hurtling towards my skull a a high speed.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1989 on: August 10, 2011, 01:03:10 pm »
Just found a Goblin civ called "The Unspeakable Squeezing Hell".  :o
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Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1990 on: August 11, 2011, 05:31:44 pm »
Quote from: EmperorJon on August 10, 2011, 01:03:10 pm
Just found a Goblin civ called "The Unspeakable Squeezing Hell".  :o
I think they're describing the experience of getting pinched by a Bronze Colossus.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1991 on: August 11, 2011, 06:24:10 pm »
Generated a new world, browsing through dwarven civilisations, when I found "The Syrups of Passion."  ...Yeah.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1992 on: August 13, 2011, 02:46:30 am »
I've had quite a few weird names just from randomizing my fortress/group name over and over. Some notable ones include The Fatal Syrup, The Board of Noses, The Virginal Cudgel, and Lightsabre (Kept that one). Also, not really a funny name, but I was looking through my squad and found a name that was cut off at the end. His full name was Ushat Orbshalls, but it just showed Ushat Orbs. Thought that was funny.
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« Reply #1993 on: August 13, 2011, 04:58:45 am »
Quote from: funymunky on August 13, 2011, 02:46:30 am
His full name was Ushat Orbshalls, but it just showed Ushat Orbs. Thought that was funny.
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« Reply #1994 on: August 13, 2011, 01:04:56 pm »
I got a stream named "Craftvomits". I hope craftsmen didn't vomit in that stream...
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