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Kagus

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #195 on: December 04, 2007, 01:57:00 am »

Bears? HA!  Not a problem.

Wait, is that a camel I spy?  Great Scott!  I am undone!

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #196 on: December 04, 2007, 10:02:00 pm »

Mountain:
The Great Unkempt Tooth of Candy
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Asehujiko

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« Reply #197 on: December 05, 2007, 04:36:00 am »

The Mountain of Blocking. A light grey ^ (highest peak available) bordering a mountain lake. And because it's tagged as a mountain tile, it stops me from acessing the obsidian holding mountain with a valcano, flux and a brook.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #198 on: December 05, 2007, 06:29:00 am »

Not so much funny as cool:

Volcano: The Greatest Volcano

Also:
Godgod the God God-God of God is NomNomNomNomNom NomNomNom

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« Reply #199 on: December 09, 2007, 04:50:00 pm »

Once saw a kobold bowman guard named 'Bomber'. If only, you could befriend potentially-dangerous creatures...Bomber and Tor, The Archers of something or other...
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« Reply #200 on: December 09, 2007, 04:57:00 pm »

I got an Asmel Dumatfoker once, who fell 3 z levels and bled to death chasing a gopher.

And camels are far worse than bears. I can kill a bear in one turn but a camel..
Once I shot a camel, hit two lungs and the heart. Shot it again, right eye. It got hit three more times in the legs and lower body, and I chased it for 20 squares before it finally gave into pain. It took me at least 20 whacks with a crossbow to get it down. I freakin hate camels.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #201 on: December 09, 2007, 10:54:00 pm »

I have a squad named, The Rough Nuts.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #202 on: December 12, 2007, 05:09:00 am »

Well, my first artifact was Dumasvustaz something-or-other, "Screamedhustled", the larch toy boat. It menaces with Larch spikes.

It was created in Crafthalls, the first fortress that I bothered to keep alive long enough to do anything.

Also, I once got a quest to "The Youthful Sensual Mines of Sloth".
However, it's not nearly as badass as the "Insensitive Cave".

The Insensitive cave has 16 giant cave spiders.
However, I always get a quest to kill "Oakenbled", the giant rat.
'Kay.

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Kagus

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #203 on: December 12, 2007, 02:51:00 pm »

Well, I suppose going numb with venom is insensitive.  You can't feel anything.

Asehujiko

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« Reply #204 on: December 12, 2007, 04:15:00 pm »

The frilly council of pranks...

I'll pass on the quest then.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #205 on: December 13, 2007, 06:05:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>Well, I suppose going numb with venom is insensitive.  You can't feel anything.</STRONG>

Speaking of which. Wouldn't that mean that you can't pass out due to pain when bitten?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #206 on: December 13, 2007, 09:10:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Dreamer:
<STRONG>I just met a Merchant Baron whose name was Feastballs.

Boy, that conversation was awkward.  I decided not to ask, at least.</STRONG>


   

I just found my new adventurer name.

By the way, The Council of the Spooning of the Sensual Nations. My god.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #207 on: December 15, 2007, 01:58:00 am »

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« Reply #208 on: December 15, 2007, 03:20:00 am »

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #209 on: December 15, 2007, 06:20:00 pm »

A few stream names:
-Muffintub
-The Insensitive Glutton (good name for a rock band)
-The naughty pears of filth
-budblame
and finaly;
-The Lobster of Secrets

I love it.

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